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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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Image 258181   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Thamp Albumbies
 Lerm Plombies: @a robot Are these some of those boxcar hobos you were warned about?
 Mongo Plemumple: What, are they waiting to hop a box car?
 Birt Cremongo: @Nope Spooooky
 Crople Drumongo: @Yam Looks to be, Sunnyside and that red spot on the blue bin is the city of Calgary logo
 Crerb Grunomple: Wait, is this Calgary?
Image 258180   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Golm Plemumple
 Vort Dampupert: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?
 Domp Plemuble: grampa munster
 Harb Albungus: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!
 Frold Flombies: TeeT CruiurC
 Flerb Drumungo: I have glimpsed hell, and it is this picture
 Beld Albumbies: @Mr. Whiskers Both.
 Reft Plemupert: Which one do I shoot?!?!
 Ding Cremuble: Ted and Ed Cruise
 Crampo Flumongo: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!
Image 258179   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Thirt Dampopert
 Rert Dampombies: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.
 Rorbo Plopert: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).
 Hurm Cremomple: How else do you fucking use a phone?
 Crang Morpopert: @Jaunty Shrimp I was and I do, though it was bad enough that there are photos of me drunk and incapable but videos might have made me drink less. 25 years ago I got a pager and that was actually reassuring in that I could be in the middle of nowhere and KNOW that, at that moment, nobody gave a fuck about me
 Mump Cremongo: Heck if you were born before 1970 you probably resent the hell out of your "cell leash:. Old peeps, remember how great it used to be when no one could f*cking reach you and you were untethered? I miss that so much sometimes. (I was born in '71, one of the last generations to escape my youth being filmed THANK GOODNESS)
 Piwn Drumumple: 1976 checking in with one finger.
 Liwn Flombies: As opposed to?
 Fraft Rempupert: congrats on using your phone with both hands like a complete goon
 Birm Albungo: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.
 Rungo Morpupert: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:
Image 258178   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Morbo Plemoble
 Gomp Rempoble: They hate mooses to pooses
 Diple Plemongus: This place can blow me.
 Crulm Drumoble: HAHAHA
 Frown Horpumple: You're not allowed to look for your lost contact lens, either. This place seems terrible.
 Limpo Gropert: come on, she-moose; our business isn't wanted, here!
 Flong Albongus: As a Canadian, I must say that I really resent being told I can't have lunch with Moose...
 Dort Flumbies: Sam is gonna be pissed he can't go.
 Ving Bruble: @Scoo I considered dating a moose, but she was offended when I told her she had a nice rack.
 Flung Rempongus: is your girlfriend Canadian?
 Vumpo Horpungus: No Spidermen allowed? Obviously not Stan Lee's favorite bar.
 Left Flungo: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*
 Rown Horpopert: A moose once dated my sister
Image 258177   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Lulm Plungo
 Lirt Plemungo: puppies with attitude
 Guwn Grungo: A face only a carrion-gobbling scavenger could love.
 Thilm Rempumple: How do I join this gang?
 Flarbo Dampuble: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018
 Flingo Flomple: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.
Image 258176   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Pild Plungo
 Jerm Cremombies: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.
 Thurb Rempumple: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.
 Flerm Grungus: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here
Image 258175   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Vewn Grombies
Image 258174   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Gort Drumungo
 Flold Horpungo: Hello, do you have any Lord Nut in a can? *giggles*
 Derb Albumple: Sometimes when my father was angry he would say "Lord love a duck!"
 Vawn Grunongus: It's what they call me down at the clinic.
 Frort Horpongo: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"
 Trompo Morpopert: my dancin' name!
Image 258173   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Frulm Rempopert
 Pift Fluble: Cat butt sighted
 Birbo Plemomple: Old blue eyes?
Image 258172   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Treld Drumongo
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