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262731  a robot: @tib gubb youtu.be/…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.



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Score:
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 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious
 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?
 Not A Bot: Is his pubic hair a matted mess of blonde hair, too?
 jochenau: Step 5: pee more than you drank because it's saltwater and/or diarrhea all over because you got giardiasis or something, die of dehydration
 bug: @grizzly Fucking some other boat probably.
 Prostata: LIFEHACK!
 Robespierre: Phil Swift here!
 raditzu: Seems legit.
 grizzly: Where was he when the leak started?
 Solemn: Instructions unclear: hole too small. Repair tool split the boat in half.
Image 258129   07-19-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
307
 
 jochenau: Happy Mother's Day! We made your favorite, a pile of bacon accompanied by a squeeze bottle of dill relish, served with a piping lukewarm box of gas station mini-muffins.
 Robespierre: Who wants to carve?
Image 258128   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
335
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Sometimes I keep a ba-na-na in my pocket just so I can pull off that joke.
 mrmrmr: @dangerkeith3000 I liked Tim Meadows as the radio station boss, and the lines "Is that a apple in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" "It's a apple!" It's always nice to see Charles Rocket get work, even though this was a thankless role for him, and Dave Foley is cute as Chris
 dangerkeith3000: That movie is only good for the Ween cameos.
 isosceleswaffle: It's Pat!
Image 258127   07-19-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
433
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 258126   07-19-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
641
 
 DrNinjaman: @BavidDowie, don't eat those! Those are POISON arrows!
 Shay: Lock, Stock, Smoking, Barrels
 Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: I see how it is... venomous bees then.
 BavidDowie: Sadly, the poison pacifies them.
 Solemn: The 'Nicholas Cage' security method.
Image 258125   07-19-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
480
 
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 charlemagne: I only wish I had ocd so I could enjoy this more
 fisto: Is this a math joke I'm not hip enough to get, or is it just really good dithering?
 grizzly: Domino, motherfucker!
 raditzu: Ahhh, experience the perfection. I can die happy now.
Image 258124   07-19-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
380
 
 iCEy: me too @Prostata
 Prostata: i bet it smells great in there
 jochenau: Stay classy, South Elgin.
 dangerkeith3000: Poop or period blood? You have to smell it to find out!
 Solemn: This would have the inverse effect in Japan.
 wolfpk: You do realize there are people that get off to that!?
 PenguinBartender: Always beware strategies that assume that people will behave rationally or even reasonably.
 WTF: Or will it?
 nuke em: Nasty, but effective
Image 258123   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
552
 
 Not A Bot: Sloth love Chunk
 skillet: MLEM
 Solemn: You've got to be kidding me.
Image 258122   07-19-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
142
 
 jochenau: @Otterman @petepuma You guys, they spelled it Gllde! That's hilarious!
 Otterman: Sale price and regular price are the same. It's sort of like humor.
 Solemn: You'll save a ton with this nothing-off sale!
 petepuma: i... don't seeit.
Image 258121   07-19-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
539
 
 Solemn: Thor: Bunnyrok
 Shay: Well, Easter is also recognized as a pagan holiday which the bunny was brought into it.
Image 258120   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
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