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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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 Reld Flumbies: I want this dumpster load, but not for the reasons you think. I want to build a Colin Furze style machine to launch these. Possibly fully auto.
 Trurt Morpumbies: When 71 gallons isn't enough
Image 258111   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Peple Grunongus
 Frempo Albombies: not sure why you'd feel it in your shoulders, but c'est la vie.
 Volm Plemumple: I just flew in from New York, and BOY are my sperm tired.
Image 258110   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Crort Cremoble
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Image 258109   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Flung Flongo
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Image 258108   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Rerm Plopert
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Image 258107   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Trimpo Dampuble
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 Murm Plemungus: My wife didn't meet any of those criteria and I couldn't be happier.
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 Jople Flumopert: Honestly, the virgin part is unimportant
Image 258106   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Crewn Brumple
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Image 258105   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Gerbo Cremombies
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Image 258104   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Thimp Plemuble
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