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262503  Zarathustra: Saving this meme and sending it to friends. Next level.

262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

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Score:
813
 
 Rurbo Grombies: @Off Topic And it's *solid* fluff, too, none of this airy-fairy nonsense you get on Pomeranians or whatever.
 Cringo Bropert: chilla, do you even chin?
 Frump Bromple: Chinchillin'
 Juwn Cremoble: wise old man
 Truld Morpoble: The Chinchilla, the only creature I know of that's 99% fluff.
Image 258076   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Dewn Dampungo
Score:
578
 
 Jirb Grunungo: Is Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force driving?
 Trorbo Groble: Keeps the snow from piling up
Image 258075   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Vimpo Plongo
Score:
421
 
 Goft Morpumple: @Baby Jesus Hasn't slept in weeks, will not sleep for weeks to come.
Image 258074   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Cralm Flumombies
Score:
265
 
 Lomp Albomple: Who wore it better?
Image 258073   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Truft Dampombies
Score:
428
 
 Hurt Flungo: Cheap, instant good will and the person will be more inclined to actually look at your business card (advertising.) This is one the best advertising schemes I have ever seen!
 Porb Plemungo: Would you jump in front and take a bullet for it?
 Pompo Cremopert: I keep hearing that this illegal, but if not, that's a brilliant marketing campaign
Image 258072   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Harb Flomple
Score:
380
 
 Frewn Drumungus: ice creams
 Hople Flumple: You basically have to when it's hot to keep from making a big mess
 Pampo Grumbies: No twist
 Paft Albuble: They knew what they were doing.
 Flempo Rempuble: I;m flicking about thos Coffee Beans
Image 258071   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Lirbo Flumumbies
Score:
812
 
 Vild Grunungus: your mother sniffs crotch in hell
 Thumpo Brumbies: *party horn sound FX*
 Jarm Dampoble: keep calm and lick fast
 Girt Horpumple: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.
 Dengo Flumomple: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 Frirbo Brungo: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
 Mengo Brongus: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
Image 258070   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Gorbo Horpungus
Score:
313
 
 Garm Flumple: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.
 Frungo Alboble: @KingTrebek he was this crazy new-age hippy who claimed that he would just give then "chill vibes", but I'm guessing he really just hitboxed them or something. I know those bees didn't like me, though...
 Hurbo Morpumbies: @Hyphae how did they avoid getting stung?
 Hort Flombies: Honey: "I'm home."
 Frump Plemopert: Welcome to... Jurassic Park!
 Tremp Plemumbies: Bees! Glorious bees! Hot sausage and mustard!
 Crown Plemombies: Great. You know who else like honey? A shitton of ants
 Jimpo Flumungus: I lived in a house like this (the honey comb in the walls/roof, not the geriatric infestation), it wasn't so bad. My roommates ate the honey without reservation- I had a taste or two, but was nervous about asbestos or heavy metal contamination (it was an old house)
Image 258069   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Rorb Grunoble
Score:
259
 
 Flild Plemongo: Now apply these formulas to calculate the kinetic energy of a ton of water dropping hundreds of meters. It was rainclouds that wiped out the dinosaurs.
 Thirbo Gropert: Fun fact: 68,600 Newtons of force is roughly equivalent to getting hit with a 7-ton truck. The picture is accurate, as the force is so great that you'd actually get some of the meat pressure-washed off your bones.
 Gung Plumple: For kids who hate math, but like dinosaurs
 Perb Flumungus: The projectile snot from them sneezing doesn't hurt though.
 Flirm Dampombies: Baseless conjecture makes me want to puke.
Image 258068   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Horbo Dampungo
Score:
238
 
 Luld Flumumple: The whole city is like the langoleers
 Lango Albopert: Road to nowhere.
 Truple Bromple: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 258067   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Meple Flumbies
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