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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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Score:
812
 
 charlemagne: your mother sniffs crotch in hell
 Mr. Shine: *party horn sound FX*
 dobbiesdoogs: keep calm and lick fast
 Amy Housewine: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.
 Messed Up Dog: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 mrmrmr: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
 Chile Quornwrap: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
Image 258070   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
313
 
 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.
 Hyphae: @KingTrebek he was this crazy new-age hippy who claimed that he would just give then "chill vibes", but I'm guessing he really just hitboxed them or something. I know those bees didn't like me, though...
 KingTrebek: @Hyphae how did they avoid getting stung?
 BavidDowie: Honey: "I'm home."
 Yam: Welcome to... Jurassic Park!
 Otterman: Bees! Glorious bees! Hot sausage and mustard!
 FabricMan: Great. You know who else like honey? A shitton of ants
 Hyphae: I lived in a house like this (the honey comb in the walls/roof, not the geriatric infestation), it wasn't so bad. My roommates ate the honey without reservation- I had a taste or two, but was nervous about asbestos or heavy metal contamination (it was an old house)
Image 258069   07-19-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
259
 
 Astanapan: Now apply these formulas to calculate the kinetic energy of a ton of water dropping hundreds of meters. It was rainclouds that wiped out the dinosaurs.
 Solemn: Fun fact: 68,600 Newtons of force is roughly equivalent to getting hit with a 7-ton truck. The picture is accurate, as the force is so great that you'd actually get some of the meat pressure-washed off your bones.
 savvoy: For kids who hate math, but like dinosaurs
 Laree: The projectile snot from them sneezing doesn't hurt though.
 Mr. Shine: Baseless conjecture makes me want to puke.
Image 258068   07-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
238
 
 Butcherboy: The whole city is like the langoleers
 Mr. Shine: Road to nowhere.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 258067   07-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
456
 
 SuedeOxford: Sweet 30 Seconds to Mars pic
 FabricMan: Cool! I'll see you in 2 days when this is classiced for the 12th time.
 Mr. Shine: The Dude photobombs.
Image 258066   07-19-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
491
 
 Scoo: That dog has really helped her with her fashion sense
 Urn BooUrn: Benjamin Button remake looking good.
 Mr. Shine: In just seven months, Rebecca lost that hideous blouse.
Image 258065   07-19-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
418
 
 Astanapan: I'm starting to suspect the earth really is flat and the flat earth society is a multi-govenment-backed propaganda agency dedicated to making the idea of a flat earth look absolutely ridiculous. Because their arguments can't possibly be presented in good faith. Only politicians are capable of this level of bullshit.
 burritos: Well, sure. Space has an up and a down. There's two sides to every schwartz
 San DoDo: Leave flate-earthers alone...Leave them alone! :D
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sure, but those actual idiots are just a tiny, statistically irrelevant percentage compared to the trolls who keep it going for teh lulz. Like the "red $tarbucks cup brew-ha-ha."
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine I thought it was just a joke at first. Like the 'Flat Earth Society' was just a drinking club or something. Sadly, there are dumbs that think the Earth really is flat. (Just like Asgaard)
 Mr. Shine: I feel like the flat earth thing is primarily just trolling at this point.
 Peter Pantsless: Even if you can't spell for shit
Image 258064   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
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 Scoo: Is this a cake?
 falling: @Butcherboy Cock Magic
 Mr. Shine: Hey, wake up! It's almost sunrise! You have farmers to annoy!
Image 258063   07-19-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
350
 
 dangerkeith3000: They named the island Pound Town.
 addend: "Well, now, it's just the /three/ of us..."
 NoRagrets: @Side Boob well I dont see any children...
 Side Boob: Better question is 'What have you been eating to stay fat for 30 years?'
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine Whyatt? Well, I ask Whynotatt?
 Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.
Image 258062   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
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 Bacon Train: @Side Boob That girl is such a fake model!
 E. HONDA: ghosts hate this
 Passive: I don't understand, but I'd like to know more!
 Side Boob: @Felicity Who wears Cheetah?
 doggggggie: I liked their song Selfie
Image 258061   07-19-18   Uploaded by    rory
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