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273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

273040  WannaBee: So, tell me again why there are no treats?

273201  Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy lmao

273095  WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

273215  Yam: Swanky Granny

273237  Whatever: Or maybe they are just stalkers aspiring to be like Kavanaugh

273207  Teechur: Award for Good Doggo

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272984 Micro Jackson: I could live here

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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Score:
812
 
 charlemagne: your mother sniffs crotch in hell
 Mr. Shine: *party horn sound FX*
 dobbiesdoogs: keep calm and lick fast
 Amy Housewine: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.
 Messed Up Dog: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 mrmrmr: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
 Chile Quornwrap: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
Image 258070   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
341
 
 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.
 Hyphae: @KingTrebek he was this crazy new-age hippy who claimed that he would just give then "chill vibes", but I'm guessing he really just hitboxed them or something. I know those bees didn't like me, though...
 KingTrebek: @Hyphae how did they avoid getting stung?
 BavidDowie: Honey: "I'm home."
 Yam: Welcome to... Jurassic Park!
 cran vodka: Bees! Glorious bees! Hot sausage and mustard!
 FabricMan: Great. You know who else like honey? A shitton of ants
 Hyphae: I lived in a house like this (the honey comb in the walls/roof, not the geriatric infestation), it wasn't so bad. My roommates ate the honey without reservation- I had a taste or two, but was nervous about asbestos or heavy metal contamination (it was an old house)
Image 258069   07-19-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
259
 
 Astanapan: Now apply these formulas to calculate the kinetic energy of a ton of water dropping hundreds of meters. It was rainclouds that wiped out the dinosaurs.
 Solemn: Fun fact: 68,600 Newtons of force is roughly equivalent to getting hit with a 7-ton truck. The picture is accurate, as the force is so great that you'd actually get some of the meat pressure-washed off your bones.
 savvoy: For kids who hate math, but like dinosaurs
 Laree: The projectile snot from them sneezing doesn't hurt though.
 Mr. Shine: Baseless conjecture makes me want to puke.
Image 258068   07-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
238
 
 Butcherboy: Beauty of North Korea.
 Mr. Shine: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 258067   07-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
456
 
 SuedeOxford: Sweet 30 Seconds to Mars pic
 FabricMan: Cool! I'll see you in 2 days when this is classiced for the 12th time.
 Mr. Shine: The Dude photobombs.
Image 258066   07-19-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
491
 
 Scoo: That dog has really helped her with her fashion sense
 Urn BooUrn: Benjamin Button remake looking good.
 Mr. Shine: In just seven months, Rebecca lost that hideous blouse.
Image 258065   07-19-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
418
 
 Astanapan: I'm starting to suspect the earth really is flat and the flat earth society is a multi-govenment-backed propaganda agency dedicated to making the idea of a flat earth look absolutely ridiculous. Because their arguments can't possibly be presented in good faith. Only politicians are capable of this level of bullshit.
 burritos: Well, sure. Space has an up and a down. There's two sides to every schwartz
 San DoDo: Leave flate-earthers alone...Leave them alone! :D
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sure, but those actual idiots are just a tiny, statistically irrelevant percentage compared to the trolls who keep it going for teh lulz. Like the "red $tarbucks cup brew-ha-ha."
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine I thought it was just a joke at first. Like the 'Flat Earth Society' was just a drinking club or something. Sadly, there are dumbs that think the Earth really is flat. (Just like Asgaard)
 Mr. Shine: I feel like the flat earth thing is primarily just trolling at this point.
 Peter Pantsless: Even if you can't spell for shit
Image 258064   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
455
 
 Scoo: Is this a cake?
 falling: @Butcherboy Cock Magic
 Mr. Shine: Hey, wake up! It's almost sunrise! You have farmers to annoy!
Image 258063   07-19-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
350
 
 dangerkeith3000: They named the island Pound Town.
 addend: "Well, now, it's just the /three/ of us..."
 NoRagrets: @Side Boob well I dont see any children...
 Side Boob: Better question is 'What have you been eating to stay fat for 30 years?'
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine Whyatt? Well, I ask Whynotatt?
 Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.
Image 258062   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
220
 
 Bacon Train: @Side Boob That girl is such a fake model!
 E. HONDA: ghosts hate this
 Passive: I don't understand, but I'd like to know more!
 Side Boob: @Felicity Who wears Cheetah?
 doggggggie: I liked their song Selfie
Image 258061   07-19-18   Uploaded by    rory
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