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272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

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272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

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 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.
 Hyphae: @KingTrebek he was this crazy new-age hippy who claimed that he would just give then "chill vibes", but I'm guessing he really just hitboxed them or something. I know those bees didn't like me, though...
 KingTrebek: @Hyphae how did they avoid getting stung?
 BavidDowie: Honey: "I'm home."
 Yam: Welcome to... Jurassic Park!
 Otterman: Bees! Glorious bees! Hot sausage and mustard!
 FabricMan: Great. You know who else like honey? A shitton of ants
 Hyphae: I lived in a house like this (the honey comb in the walls/roof, not the geriatric infestation), it wasn't so bad. My roommates ate the honey without reservation- I had a taste or two, but was nervous about asbestos or heavy metal contamination (it was an old house)
Image 258069   07-19-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
259
 
 Astanapan: Now apply these formulas to calculate the kinetic energy of a ton of water dropping hundreds of meters. It was rainclouds that wiped out the dinosaurs.
 Solemn: Fun fact: 68,600 Newtons of force is roughly equivalent to getting hit with a 7-ton truck. The picture is accurate, as the force is so great that you'd actually get some of the meat pressure-washed off your bones.
 savvoy: For kids who hate math, but like dinosaurs
 Laree: The projectile snot from them sneezing doesn't hurt though.
 Mr. Shine: Baseless conjecture makes me want to puke.
Image 258068   07-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
238
 
 Butcherboy: Beauty of North Korea.
 Mr. Shine: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 258067   07-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
456
 
 SuedeOxford: Sweet 30 Seconds to Mars pic
 FabricMan: Cool! I'll see you in 2 days when this is classiced for the 12th time.
 Mr. Shine: The Dude photobombs.
Image 258066   07-19-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
491
 
 Scoo: That dog has really helped her with her fashion sense
 Urn BooUrn: Benjamin Button remake looking good.
 Mr. Shine: In just seven months, Rebecca lost that hideous blouse.
Image 258065   07-19-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
418
 
 Astanapan: I'm starting to suspect the earth really is flat and the flat earth society is a multi-govenment-backed propaganda agency dedicated to making the idea of a flat earth look absolutely ridiculous. Because their arguments can't possibly be presented in good faith. Only politicians are capable of this level of bullshit.
 burritos: Well, sure. Space has an up and a down. There's two sides to every schwartz
 San DoDo: Leave flate-earthers alone...Leave them alone! :D
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sure, but those actual idiots are just a tiny, statistically irrelevant percentage compared to the trolls who keep it going for teh lulz. Like the "red $tarbucks cup brew-ha-ha."
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine I thought it was just a joke at first. Like the 'Flat Earth Society' was just a drinking club or something. Sadly, there are dumbs that think the Earth really is flat. (Just like Asgaard)
 Mr. Shine: I feel like the flat earth thing is primarily just trolling at this point.
 Peter Pantsless: Even if you can't spell for shit
Image 258064   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
455
 
 Scoo: Is this a cake?
 falling: @Butcherboy Cock Magic
 Mr. Shine: Hey, wake up! It's almost sunrise! You have farmers to annoy!
Image 258063   07-19-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
350
 
 dangerkeith3000: They named the island Pound Town.
 addend: "Well, now, it's just the /three/ of us..."
 NoRagrets: @Side Boob well I dont see any children...
 Side Boob: Better question is 'What have you been eating to stay fat for 30 years?'
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine Whyatt? Well, I ask Whynotatt?
 Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.
Image 258062   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
220
 
 Bacon Train: @Side Boob That girl is such a fake model!
 E. HONDA: ghosts hate this
 Passive: I don't understand, but I'd like to know more!
 Side Boob: @Felicity Who wears Cheetah?
 doggggggie: I liked their song Selfie
Image 258061   07-19-18   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
169
 
 Mr. Shine: Who are these nice folks?
 Sadpygmy: F'n happiness
Image 258060   07-19-18   Uploaded by    cishet
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