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273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

273040  WannaBee: So, tell me again why there are no treats?

273201  Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy lmao

273095  WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

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273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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Score:
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 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!
 steve: @grizzly Party!! Let's do it
 ashton: @bug I would say he's the guy he woke up with AND the guy who bought it.
 propro: Lots of cheap crap there. Malibu? Garbage.
 mammal883: I see a lot of cordials and ancillary liquers that are only good for hiding the taste of poor base spirits
 Mr. Shine: RIP your liver, your underwear, and your carpeting.
 addend: (Pledges frat.)
 bug: @WannaBee Is this the guy who's selling it, the guy who bought it, or the guy he woke up with?
 grizzly: @WannaBee y'all still wanna do that fake aggro gator party?
 Mark As Read: We know what happens next #257969
 Gomi Day: WELCOME TO ALCOHOLISM
Image 258041   07-18-18   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
552
 
 Peach: It's more of a "She's All That" situation when I take off my glasses.
 Annoying Vegan : @Dr Awkward That sounds pretty awkward.
 Dr Awkward: I am that friend. People tell me I should get lasik, and I take my glasses off and they change their mind.
Image 258040   07-18-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
183
 
 dangerkeith3000: He is dead now. Yay!
 DrinkMixMan: North North North North North North Korea
 Skinr: Beauty of Upper Atmosphere.
 a robot: Two bad tastes that go badly together!
Image 258039   07-18-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
613
 
Image 258038   07-18-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
389
 
 Uncle Phil: @Whatever When I was younger, I thought that was the main function of butt plugs. Seemed like it could be useful.
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt means a lot coming from Mr. butt.
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly It just means you know how to have a good time.
 San DoDo: @Knice is that where we get the phrase brown-nosers from?
 Side Boob: Can I get a hot pink one? Maybe one that lights up and plays a tune?
 addend: "...so I wish to be cremated."
 Whatever: Its to prevent leakage from your bowels, not to provide pleasure since the end user is quite dead
 grizzly: @grizzly I also like the screw bits.
 grizzly: Having something shoved in your ass doesn't make you gay.
 Knice: Fun fact: They're not allowed to use their hands when they install it.
Image 258037   07-18-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
493
 
 dangerkeith3000: He owed the Dog Mafia 30 bits of Kibble and couldn't pay up so they broke his legs. ALWAYS PAY YOUR DEBTS!
 Mr. Shine: *Flashdance plays*
 Scoo: Downward Dog
Image 258036   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
361
 
 jazzjunkie: Forgot how to chair.
 Skinr: Downward Dog?
 Whatever: Good enough for government work
 Scoo: I-kea what you did there!
Image 258035   07-18-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
182
 
 Passive: Dude you could buy a pallet of potatoes for $8, they better fuck him up with fries.
 well duh: Tl;dc (too long, don't care)
 Wooden Spoon: @SuedeOxford: for those not familiar with Pittsburgh Ill also point out that the fries come IN the sandwhich and they will not give them to you on the side.
 SuedeOxford: Not good. He'll be very upset when he sees how poorly Primanti Bros' fries travel.
 Warrax: If you're gonna eat your feelings, you can do way better than fries. Pull yourself together for fuck's sake.
 grizzly: That'll cost you extra.
 Knice: I'll have the 'Nice Guy.'
Image 258034   07-18-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
359
 
 rockkstar: @Mr. Shine Exactly
 Mr. Shine: "Help me."
 Not A Bot: That seal just noticed that his trainer is without pants
Image 258033   07-18-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
304
 
 bug: You monster!
Image 258032   07-18-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
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