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272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

272882  Mr. Butt: This kid looks 8 years old.

272871  Dr Awkward: @fanny I dont know that band

272875  Not A Bot: NOW KITH

272854  a robot: It's like Rainbow Road only steel

272868  a robot: That sure is someone's kitchen all right

272662  crazymothaofa: To Pimp a Butterfly

272809  UnknownSample: Damn you, human brain; seeing faces everywhere.

272879  wolfpk: This cat would make a good Bond villain.

272823  UnknownSample: Quit it Harvey.

272880  wolfpk: Cheese wrapper

272445  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me

272864  UnknownSample: I prefer lemonade.

272835  Shay: Shit...I'm trippin' balls here, someone laced the catnip.

272843  Shay: Time to make the cheese.

272849  matos: If only this was in fashion for boys, I'd be doing alright.

272855  Shay: *looks up at bird*

272875  Shay: 100 Proof Yogurt Ass

272838  Pingu IRL: hell yeah

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272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.



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Score:
835
 
 Mr Bleak: When planning a snowball fight, pick your victim carefully. Never choose one that is ten foot long, has the reflexes of a hair-trigger apex predator, and has no sense of humour. Oops.
 DrNinjaman: Ooo! A powdered sugar tiger! I love these; but I always get some on my shirt.
 raditzu: Seems like NOT ENOUGH cocaine.
 wolfpk: Doesn't like snow
 bug: All work... and no play... makes Jack a dull boy...
 grizzly: Loljkcocaine
 dangerkeith3000: This time, it's purrsonal.
 Knice: Someone's about to lose the fuck out of a snowball fight.
Image 258015   07-18-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
296
 
 dangerkeith3000: Because twenty-seven ate nine?
Image 258014   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
907
 
 Bill Rye: Hey don't pinch my tum!
 Knice: I'm imagining pulling it back like a windup racecar. [zip, zip, ziiip--MROOOOoooowww!]
Image 258013   07-18-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
347
 
 Wooden Spoon: Auto erotic acoustification
 grizzly: @Knice well done.
 dangerkeith3000: @mammal883 It's really not worth paying double or triple the money for a left handed acoustic when you can just restring it backwards, so it can be either/or. Maybe he is going brain dead from lack of oxygen which would hint at the second option.
 WTF: Do you even croon bro?
 mammal883: Is he left handed, playing a right handed guitar, or is he clueless about how to play?
 Knice: So anyways, here's Wonderjaw.
Image 258012   07-18-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
344
 
 Passive: Come on! We're going to Butt-Ruckers
 addend: "Eh, it's a living."
 Urn BooUrn: That's fair, but I wouldn't think they would need the sign.
 dangerkeith3000: OMg........NO ICE!
 FabricMan: Whose?
 Shay: Fire that man! His hands are busy with the phone and not the sink!
Image 258011   07-18-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
307
 
 Science: A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight: a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.
 Dominus Umbrae: Super Pursuit Mode
 charlemagne: michael you're the boy with all the leather hips, sticky hair, sticky hips stubble on my sticky lips, michael you're the only one I ever want only one I ever want only one I ever want
 Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."
 Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound
Image 258010   07-18-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
245
 
 Mr Bleak: @raditzu Join the modern world, man! Rohypnol.
 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.
 tib gubb: scare them crap out of them - chicks love that
 raditzu: Chlorform!
 Scoo: This is what incels actually believe
 Fiveninety: wikiHow: SVU
 dorian: By saving her from that rapist
 dangerkeith3000: These vicious crimes are considered especially heinous. Here are there stories. *doink doink*
 Shay: Admit it folks, when you scrolled down, you thought it said "How to Get Garfield".
 Mr. Shine: *NOT
 Knice: ...to mace you.
 Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish
Image 258009   07-18-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
661
 
 dangerkeith3000: Don't let the parents see or they will eat him.
 Mr. Shine: Awwwwwww!
 addend: Quick to heal, return to your wheel.
 Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.
Image 258008   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
570
 
 Mr. Shine: Didja hear about that poor hamster fella in #258008?
Image 258007   07-18-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
372
 
 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.
 Fiveninety: and when you turn it upside-down it'll say SBOOB
 aoaoaoao: 80085itron! Combined form of the 8008ibots
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob nice side boob comment action!
 Winterneuro: Breast cancer awareness 5k?
 addend: Otherwise would've worn it on the front.
 Knice: boing boing boing boing boing...
 Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh
 Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude
 Side Boob: Heh, boobs.
Image 258006   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
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