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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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 Jolm Grunoble: That is Neil Diamond, and it's been close to 50 years since the album it was on was released, so "aging well" is pretty relative. I got curious, the video of this performance on Youtube is awful...should've just played a karaoke track rather than singing along, out of synch, with his own song.
 Duple Brombies: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.
 Darm Albupert: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?
 Dong Plemumbies: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway
 Heple Albumbies: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.
 Vorb Albombies: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?
 Durbo Rempupert: Waitaminit. "Sings 'Sweet Caroline' ... for Boston bombing victims..." The only "Sweet Caroline" I know is the Neil Diamond composition; like, what's the connection? Or am I missing something?
 Jewn Flupert: Truly, he's a gem.
 Barm Albungus: Good!
Image 257996   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Jarm Floble
 Trimpo Flumbies: The pain is real
 Crempo Plemungus: Masturbate
 Thingo Brongus: Me wearing my traditional kilt.
 Huwn Bruble: Juggling?
 Flomp Albumbies: @DrNinjaman aww yisss
 Jengo Brumbies: Take up smoking.
 Trimp Plemuble: Two words: Fanny pack
 Hongo Flumopert: Pummel your enemies.
 Pempo Brupert: Danger 5 manga
 Crung Drumungus: @Ihminen applaud everything!
 Duld Plemuble: invest on shorts with pockets
Image 257995   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Thuple Horpongo
 Thorm Plemumple: i'm a meta meme man if i sez i'm a meta meme man, you meta meme mannabe
 Gift Plungo: now it just needs to be reploaded to get the friendly spaceship watermark on it
 Gurm Dampupert: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.
 Morb Brombies: The Inscrutable Twitterfeed
 Trild Grunombies: It's true though.
 Bald Bruble: How do I set Twitter to have this terrible font?
 Part Brumple: Sez you, biatch.
Image 257994   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Bift Cremongo
 Fleld Drumumbies: The man whose picture comes with the frame has led an interesting life
 Ralm Brungus: I'm guessing that someone snuck those onto their grandma's shelves. And that they suck.
 Freft Plemuble: Dear God
Image 257993   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Fraple Rempungus
 Harbo Dampongo: I feel like there needs to be a warden in there.
 Bimpo Albumbies: I love my mother.
 Mawn Morpombies: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.
 Rerm Plungus: @Knice Dad says keep the clown for later.
 Jorb Horpomple: The clown and priest can go.
 Horm Brumple: Domestic labor is unpaid labor, a good cartoon
Image 257992   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Meng Rempongo
 Lawn Flumupert: Heck's Angels
Image 257991   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Derb Morpumbies
 Crumpo Rempoble: Unfortunately, there are people who take everything too seriously, and have no sense of when something is supposed to be taken as extreme satire. Rad vote.
 Flirbo Dampoble: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.
 Thong Rempuble: DadJokes, amirite?
 Hold Plemongus: Major uncool
Image 257990   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Rorm Plemongus
 Trelm Albuble: I'm good with faces, but terrible with names. As a salesman, and I deal with 100 or more people a day. I only remember the name if you are really good, or really bad. There's no inbetween.
Image 257989   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Borbo Flumupert
 Vift Grunombies: There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!
 Mart Gromple: They went thataway!!
Image 257988   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Darm Dampupert
 Durm Grunongus: Good point, but I'm still not going to loose it in that gas station rest room. Again.
 Vong Horpungo: Terrorists aren't "up there" anyway.
 Reple Albomple: "Up there" is not where both of us will go.
 Troft Gromple: Virginian
Image 257987   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Hung Grunopert
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