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273446  Shay: @hajjpodge Pimento University

273459  WTF: "Great plan Bart!"

273199  Kikari: I*m not sure if pretending to be a lion is how I would interpret thishow do we know the tiger even knows what a lion looks like?

273458  Dresdenkeogh: This is... my hammy vice

273224  Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273226  Kikari: Sleepy kitty looks comfy

273446  randomhobo: How many GEDs can they buy?

273395  Spazstatic: I eat at Arby's. Not on a regular basis, but like a couple times a year probably.

273400  Spazstatic: IT department having a (mental) breakdown.

273224  charlemagne: @FormerLurker little bit nostrodamus

273229  Lunimeow: @Littlecraftywolf if they live in an apartment in a big city they may have multiple pokestops accessable from their home? Or they just downloaded everything they could.

273435  Spazstatic: @Shay I don't know but I want more!

273459  Yam: This is weirdly relatable

273458  Annoying Vegan : If youre happy and you know it...

273462  Side Boob: Kitty finds your efforts...adequate. But only barely.

273442  Spazstatic: Does anyone have a wrench? I left mine at home and I need to tighten her hands.

273451  Troll: Is this a aniimage macro?

273447  WTF: @Magdra My Uncle went to a hockey game and left his car unlocked. While he was inside someone went into his car, didn't take anything, but took a poop on the backseat.

273442  Spazstatic: @Dr Awkward shin licker sounds like an insult.

273441  Annoying Vegan : November 6th is election day here, which means every day lately I get texts asking if I intend to vote. So I altered this image to text back.

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273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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Score:
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 Entertainmentalist: That is Neil Diamond, and it's been close to 50 years since the album it was on was released, so "aging well" is pretty relative. I got curious, the video of this performance on Youtube is awful...should've just played a karaoke track rather than singing along, out of synch, with his own song.
 wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.
 NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?
 DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway
 Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.
 DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?
 Robespierre: Waitaminit. "Sings 'Sweet Caroline' ... for Boston bombing victims..." The only "Sweet Caroline" I know is the Neil Diamond composition; like, what's the connection? Or am I missing something?
 addend: Truly, he's a gem.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Good!
Image 257996   07-18-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
418
 
 Passive: The pain is real
 Porbo Mellus: Masturbate
 well duh: Me wearing my traditional kilt.
 Mr. Shine: Juggling?
 fanny: @DrNinjaman aww yisss
 some guy : Take up smoking.
 DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack
 addend: Pummel your enemies.
 Not A Bot: Danger 5 manga
 Mr. Shine: @Ihminen applaud everything!
 Ihminen: invest on shorts with pockets
Image 257995   07-18-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
250
 
 tib gubb: i'm a meta meme man if i sez i'm a meta meme man, you meta meme mannabe
 trelyate: now it just needs to be reploaded to get the friendly spaceship watermark on it
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.
 Robespierre: The Inscrutable Twitterfeed
 Mr. Shine: It's true though.
 Sadbot: How do I set Twitter to have this terrible font?
 Knice: Sez you, biatch.
Image 257994   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
129
 
 betamax: The man whose picture comes with the frame has led an interesting life
 Knice: I'm guessing that someone snuck those onto their grandma's shelves. And that they suck.
 dangerkeith3000: Dear God
Image 257993   07-18-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
288
 
 Laree: I feel like there needs to be a warden in there.
 grizzly: I love my mother.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.
 addend: @Knice Dad says keep the clown for later.
 Knice: The clown and priest can go.
 Sadbot: Domestic labor is unpaid labor, a good cartoon
Image 257992   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
540
 
 Side Boob: Heck's Angels
Image 257991   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
112
 
 well duh: Unfortunately, there are people who take everything too seriously, and have no sense of when something is supposed to be taken as extreme satire. Rad vote.
 NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.
 Robespierre: DadJokes, amirite?
 pisspig: Major uncool
Image 257990   07-18-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
268
 
 Mr. Shine: I'm good with faces, but terrible with names. As a salesman, and I deal with 100 or more people a day. I only remember the name if you are really good, or really bad. There's no inbetween.
Image 257989   07-18-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
457
 
 dangerkeith3000: There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!
 Mr. Shine: They went thataway!!
Image 257988   07-18-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
218
 
 UltraBeverly: Good point, but I'm still not going to loose it in that gas station rest room. Again.
 Mr. Shine: Terrorists aren't "up there" anyway.
 addend: "Up there" is not where both of us will go.
 BavidDowie: Virginian
Image 257987   07-18-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
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