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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Air Biscuit
4. addend
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7. a robot
8. Not A Bot
9. Scoo
10. bug

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

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nathan uploaded 262347 (863 points)
hoobleton uploaded 262616 (846 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 262232 (817 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (778 points)
Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (720 points)
aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)

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 6. Shay: 1667 points
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10. drhenry: 1438 points
11. professorpig: 1400 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
13. Pizza: 1387 points
14. ineedhepl: 1383 points
15. frankie: 1326 points
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 Passive: The pain is real
 VeeKay: Masturbate
 well duh: Me wearing my traditional kilt.
 Mr. Shine: Juggling?
 fanny: @DrNinjaman aww yisss
 some guy : Take up smoking.
 DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack
 addend: Pummel your enemies.
 Not A Bot: Danger 5 manga
 Mr. Shine: @Ihminen applaud everything!
 Ihminen: invest on shorts with pockets
Image 257995   07-18-18   Uploaded by    genius
 tib gubb: i'm a meta meme man if i sez i'm a meta meme man, you meta meme mannabe
 trelyate: now it just needs to be reploaded to get the friendly spaceship watermark on it
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.
 Robespierre: The Inscrutable Twitterfeed
 Mr. Shine: It's true though.
 Sadbot: How do I set Twitter to have this terrible font?
 Knice: Sez you, biatch.
Image 257994   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
 betamax: The man whose picture comes with the frame has led an interesting life
 Knice: I'm guessing that someone snuck those onto their grandma's shelves. And that they suck.
 dangerkeith3000: Dear God
Image 257993   07-18-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
 Laree: I feel like there needs to be a warden in there.
 grizzly: I love my mother.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.
 addend: @Knice Dad says keep the clown for later.
 Knice: The clown and priest can go.
 Sadbot: Domestic labor is unpaid labor, a good cartoon
Image 257992   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 Side Boob: Heck's Angels
Image 257991   07-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
 well duh: Unfortunately, there are people who take everything too seriously, and have no sense of when something is supposed to be taken as extreme satire. Rad vote.
 NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.
 Robespierre: DadJokes, amirite?
 pisspig: Major uncool
Image 257990   07-18-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
 Mr. Shine: I'm good with faces, but terrible with names. As a salesman, and I deal with 100 or more people a day. I only remember the name if you are really good, or really bad. There's no inbetween.
Image 257989   07-18-18   Uploaded by    amputator
 dangerkeith3000: There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!
 Mr. Shine: They went thataway!!
Image 257988   07-18-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
 UltraBeverly: Good point, but I'm still not going to loose it in that gas station rest room. Again.
 Mr. Shine: Terrorists aren't "up there" anyway.
 addend: "Up there" is not where both of us will go.
 BavidDowie: Virginian
Image 257987   07-18-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy Well, Ziggy is sans trousers, and I've never seen them together at the same time.
 Butcherboy: Peter pantless is ziggy?
Image 257986   07-18-18   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
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