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273095  Bluetocracy: Febreeze ain't gonna fix that.

273126  a sedated moose: Unlimited power!

273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (872 points)
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Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (807 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (783 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (747 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
norgu5 uploaded 273084 (731 points)
flowers uploaded 272801 (723 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
 4. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2772 points
 6. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
 7. grimes: 2022 points
 8. skunkrocker: 1824 points
 9. grizzly: 1799 points
10. Snow Plow: 1732 points
11. Remp Wulgus: 1690 points
12. Never AFK: 1643 points
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14. Mexico: 1615 points
15. parrotsnest: 1611 points
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Score:
633
 
 wolfpk: This dog hates vacuums. Not the sound like most dogs, but being ran over by one!
 AlexDeLarge: Camo index: 99%
 Solemn: Natural camouflage.
 HandBanana: Mission Impossible: Carpet Chameleon
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder how many times that dog has been accidentally stepped on.
Image 257827   07-17-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
89
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 257826   07-17-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
332
 
 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.
 DrNinjaman: NO PONYTAILS!
 E. HONDA: Don't tease the crocodiles. Feed them without delay.
 Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.
 Spazstatic: Please don't take food from the aggro-gators.
 Dick Inspector: Place sacrifice here
 Solemn: So you're saying that I SHOULDN'T be sacrificing my children to Sobek?
 Scoo: Shave your children's hair before feeding them to the crocodiles
 The Man: Please do not remove your heads before feeding the crocodiles
Image 257825   07-17-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
267
 
 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!
 Colbo Mundus: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.
 2Berries: Clock block turns to clock & sock
 VoR: Sounds like cock block!
 a robot: poppycock
 San DoDo: a pock blocked clock
 charlemagne: mock
 Scoo: Dammit, Clock-Blocked again!
 midgetcastle: Bollock
 KnowLifer: flock
 KnowLifer: glock
 KnowLifer: elock
 KnowLifer: dlock
Image 257824   07-17-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
35
 
 Spazstatic: Let your hate flow through you
Image 257823   07-17-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
184
 
 Science: How about I get in touch with your feminine side?
 DrNinjaman: His dick sloughs off once a month.
 Butcherboy: Hey if that mustache doesnt pull her nothing will
 dangerkeith3000: Ahh....so it's a period piece then.
Image 257822   07-17-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
650
 
 a robot: Raaar i are fiernce panther!
Image 257821   07-17-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
631
 
 DrNinjaman: This is my riding cat
 Mr. Shine: This party is lit AF
 Big Bong Theory: A giant! A giant in the forest! And were supposed to give him English lessons! Always assuming, of course, we can get past the herd of murderous centaurs on the way in and out! I dont believe, him!
 Side Boob: They seem...annoyed.
 tib gubb: very statuesque
 Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap
 Solemn: OO
Image 257820   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
581
 
 frankie: @boozer lolol
 Spazstatic: @ignatz Foghorn Thumbhorn
 Grandmaster Fat: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..
 Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.
Image 257819   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
518
 
 Entertainmentalist: That is the face of a pupper who is contemplating what to bite next. Probably your shoes, but maybe your camera.
 Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.
Image 257818   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
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