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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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Score:
332
 
 Crown Grunungus: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.
 Trople Grunombies: NO PONYTAILS!
 Gorm Plongus: Don't tease the crocodiles. Feed them without delay.
 Haple Dampupert: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.
 Ringo Horpoble: Please don't take food from the aggro-gators.
 Crort Plumbies: Place sacrifice here
 Deng Bromple: So you're saying that I SHOULDN'T be sacrificing my children to Sobek?
 Dorm Rempumbies: Shave your children's hair before feeding them to the crocodiles
 Craft Morpopert: Please do not remove your heads before feeding the crocodiles
Image 257825   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Jald Bropert
Score:
267
 
 Crimp Plombies: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!
 Gawn Plemungo: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.
 Pople Dampongo: Clock block turns to clock & sock
 Gald Dampoble: Sounds like cock block!
 Jown Rempupert: poppycock
 Leple Flumumbies: a pock blocked clock
 Tharbo Grungus: mock
 Crawn Flungus: Dammit, Clock-Blocked again!
 Hold Flumupert: Bollock
 Jerbo Flombies: flock
 Frold Plumple: glock
 Criwn Bromple: elock
 Flong Dampuble: dlock
Image 257824   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Jerbo Dampumple
Score:
35
 
 Crango Plemoble: Let your hate flow through you
Image 257823   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Luple Plemungo
Score:
184
 
 Frempo Plomple: How about I get in touch with your feminine side?
 Berbo Flungus: His dick sloughs off once a month.
 Flort Cremungo: Hey if that mustache doesnt pull her nothing will
 Thilm Drumuble: Ahh....so it's a period piece then.
Image 257822   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Rilm Rempomple
Score:
650
 
 Trewn Flumongus: Raaar i are fiernce panther!
Image 257821   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Gump Rempoble
Score:
631
 
 Crulm Plombies: This is my riding cat
 Durm Morpoble: This party is lit AF
 Crald Grumbies: A giant! A giant in the forest! And were supposed to give him English lessons! Always assuming, of course, we can get past the herd of murderous centaurs on the way in and out! I dont believe, him!
 Dert Gropert: They seem...annoyed.
 Frurb Alboble: very statuesque
 Trarb Dampomple: Interesting face swap
 Lung Grupert: OO
Image 257820   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Virt Dampupert
Score:
581
 
 Doft Bromple: @boozer lolol
 Gurt Flumumbies: @ignatz Foghorn Thumbhorn
 Gorb Plumple: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..
 Virt Plemopert: @boozer Thumberto Eco.
Image 257819   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Giwn Bromple
Score:
518
 
 Pingo Rempongus: That is the face of a pupper who is contemplating what to bite next. Probably your shoes, but maybe your camera.
 Pewn Drumomple: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.
Image 257818   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Rimp Grumple
Score:
526
 
 Vald Flumombies: @Not A Bot While I "Clap Hands for Hormel Chili"?
 Lumpo Cremongus: Sore-y
 Jorm Horpongus: The first thing that came to my mind is Hormel Cure 81 ham. Google it.
 Crumpo Bromple: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'
 Lump Morpongo: It's apologies all the way down.
 Creple Alboble: O, CAN-A-DUH...
Image 257817   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Flimp Dampumbies
Score:
824
 
 Jimpo Plemongo: Fuck off! I do what I want.
 Trold Cremombies: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."
 Vengo Plemopert: Birb is big famous, even the portrait gallery
Image 257816   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Duple Plongo
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