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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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Score:
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 Deng Albungo: @Bagels The meat is a nice touch, though
 Dort Horpupert: Is it seedless?
 Pert Morpopert: I prefer my watermelon to not be full of feathers
Image 257774   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Ruwn Dampombies
Score:
348
 
 Puple Dampuble: Fuzzy buddy
 Gelm Dampongus: It's a perfect watermelon
Image 257773   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Jirm Plongo
Score:
189
 
 Longo Plemumple: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental
 Peft Horpombies: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.
 Vimp Grunungus: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.
 Flurm Drumungus: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.
 Verm Albuble: @ThoughtlessGentleman it's safe to say neither one of them are descended from the royal european houses
 Trerb Morpombies: inbred royalty
 Porm Albuble: Don't tread on me
 Crown Flomple: What is she, the Princess of CVS?
 Creft Flumumbies: Sweeping majestically down the steps... before hoovering the carpet and dusting the mantlepiece
Image 257772   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Bople Flumungus
Score:
345
 
 Pemp Albungo: Attractive doggo.
 Friple Albungus: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Image 257771   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Velm Albungo
Score:
413
 
 Fliwn Flungus: Dying @Mr. Shine...
 Huwn Plemumple: *loud snoring*
Image 257770   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Dorbo Gromple
Score:
543
 
 Dulm Morpongo: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, fer chrisake could you find just --one--, duck, duck, duck, duck, ...
 Thump Flumumple: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?
 Pald Grunumple: you're going east for the winter, or my name isn't gunter blau
 Lomp Flumomple: Motor, boys, motor!
 Triple Albongus: Then again, my wife does bake a tasty duck.
 Rompo Cremungus: This makes me happy, until I realize what's going to happen to those ducks.
 Crorbo Dampuble: Aflac had a going out of business sale
 Fluft Ploble: 71 gallons o' ducks
 Thirb Rempumple: Well, they're not in a row, but . . . . .
 Valm Albumbies: @fracking - more like quacking amirite?
Image 257769   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Gampo Horpongus
Score:
329
 
 Hold Dampombies: @sparename Isn't that getting your dock sucked?
 Lorbo Horpuble: Marcellus Wallace is going to kill both of them
 Frorb Rempumbies: @sparename *slow clap*
 Frald Flumple: @MC Delta T He spelled it in flaming letters on the pier.
 Held Grunumple: Congratulations to you both.
 Ringo Cremuble: If she accepts, will it be down to pier pressure...?
 Delm Ploble: Don't do it, it's a trap!
Image 257768   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Lilm Alboble
Score:
508
 
 Flempo Broble: Duke nukes save point
 Frift Gruble: @FabricMan ... okay, now what?
 Thang Flumomple: "I CAUGHT IT!"
Image 257767   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Frimp Flumungo
Score:
756
 
 Germ Cremoble: That pangolin needs to be more precise
 Derbo Flumongo: @Not A Bot Don't I know it...
 Thown Brungus: Been there
 Leple Plopert: Modular cats stack easily for improved storage.
 Durb Cremumbies: There ain't no party like a pangolin party, 'cuz a pangolin party ... oh, never mind.
Image 257766   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Rarb Bropert
Score:
820
 
 Fliwn Plongus: Nip. Not even once.
 Frart Grongus: It's a trap!
 Leng Dampoble: same
 Frorm Plombies: @sparename reaction to "pier pressure" comment from #257768
 Rolm Horpongo: Hung over from a night of heavy catnip.
 Crumpo Dampumbies: deep in the throes of a 'nip bender
 Volm Grumple: (Cries of anguish)
Image 257765   07-17-18   Uploaded by    Gimpo Grumple
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