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263210  wolfpk: "We have throughly examined the area." Guy in the left: What's this we shit!

263215  Knice: I honestly do hope that the Russians hacked the 2016 election. Then at least I wouldn't have to believe that most of us actually did vote for Trump.

263216  Knice: Another show I've never watched but have seen too much of.

263202  Kaviri: Rome had the right idea. "All of the cracks are there on purpose!"

263218  Knice: "this not a food why is here"

263219  Knice: Ooh, ducked in and went for the side-boop! Didn't see that one coming!

263021  Kaviri: Here's the secret: attach a large sum of money as a "donation".

263201  addend: Your home looks lovely. May we sit at the bar?

263157  Korrok: Korrok approves....

263186  dangerkeith3000: That bird ded.

263199  a robot: @Scoo *click*

263189  dangerkeith3000: The next Shakespeare? Possible.

263204  a robot: It took me a minute to parse what was going on here, the angle of the donkey's face made it look like some kind of weird mutilated deer or something at first. Looks like they rescued him from the lake and I'm glad everyone is happy :3

263194  dangerkeith3000: I saw a sex doll porn one time and it was really gross.

263195  dangerkeith3000: @WTF And the guy driving is named Jesus.

263199  dangerkeith3000: It's in a nice box and everything.

263187  a robot: @fanny Oh dang, I didn't realize it had come out already! Gotta give it a watch, thanks for reminding me :D

263209  dangerkeith3000: George Carlin was the perfect pick to play the cardinal.

263209  Vinochet: Its all dogma

263210  Mr. Whiskers: Mistakes were made

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262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

263079 ashton: lolol @antipatterns!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262854 E. HONDA: Isn't saliva a food machinery lubricant?

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter



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 tib gubb: heck yes
 filthylaw: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means
 kazzy94: Lucas films presents....
 Mad Collager: The Mattress Warehouse near me had a sign that once said "Mattress are". I wanted to bring a sad roll of vinyl to them and ask,"Could I please have some mattress air?"
 Scoo: I'd probably pay to see that
 Rachelina: @Peter Pantsless One, two, three, four I declare a mattress war.
 KnowLifer: Okay it's not much fun
 KnowLifer: Sometimes by losing a pillow battle you find a new way to win the mattress war
 mrdiron: Love is a battlefield indeed
 KnowLifer: Fun thing to do: Find "battle quotes and sayings" and add the word mattress before every "war" and "pillow" before every word battle
 Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right
Image 257686   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
663
 
 Mr. Shine: OMG!!
 wolfpk: TREAT!!!!!
Image 257685   07-16-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
119
 
 Shay: Now imagine if the T2: The Arcade Game was hooked up to the projector and the guns were right there.
 sparename: "I need your clothes, your boots and your charging cable!"
 bug: ...about to get terminated
Image 257684   07-16-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
473
 
 Mr. Shine: No regrets
Image 257683   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
675
 
 a robot: Your baby grew up to be adorable!
 Dreforian: Who knew dogs were height-vampires?
 Mr. Shine: R.i.p. Your pooper-scooper.
 wolfpk: One week later...
Image 257682   07-16-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
488
 
 sparename: Obi-Wan Kittobi
 Not A Bot: Now who would leave a dead cat in the middle of the store
 Sandor: Use the furce
Image 257681   07-16-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
696
 
 Mr Bleak: Prey: better than our cat managed Tuesday. He was so proud of his catch, yowling loudly so I noticed. I get the bag, I get the glass (dead in the bag, live in the glass) and he drops ... an empty bunch of dried grass. :sigh: Better than live rats, I guess.
 a robot: That is one round kitty!
 Not A Bot: Nice pants
Image 257680   07-16-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
275
 
 a robot: Thanks, everyone, for saying no. Recorders are the devil's kazoos
 Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
Image 257679   07-16-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
800
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine Very facit sejam indeed.
 Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!
Image 257678   07-16-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
203
 
 Shay: That's what she said!
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Yeah,there are #killallhuman hardliners that would be for that, but there is a #notallhumans contingent. So...just be careful what you say around unsecured mics.
 Spazstatic: This got too real...
 mom: Prepare for Human 2.0 upgrade.
 Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"
 Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting
Image 257677   07-16-18   Uploaded by    afroking
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