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272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

272457  tib gubb: pfeh

272377  Science: Sorry - Jennifer Aniston still looks great.

272410  Science: @Fiveninety: It also often comes preinstalled, and most people don't know just to uninstall that trash. Antivirus in this day and age is pretty much worthless anyway.

272423  Science: This is fine.

272425  Science: Is seduction a crime?

272252  Mr Bleak: Natural pie chart: blood orange vs normal orange purchases.

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"
 Side Boob: Gin and Juice
 clueful: Adam and Steve
 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!
 UltraBeverly: Brother and Sister Lover
 Lavos: Nightmare and Fever Dream
 dangerkeith3000: Thing 1 and Thing 2
 Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)
 Amy Housewine: To know the true name of the demon is to have power over it.
 charlemagne: I only have one name to give you, you must battle each other for the honour
 Ihminen: martha and manowarfan1992
 wolfpk: What are you doing with that right hand buddy?
 Stephen Milkmus: Donald and Maledicta
 SuedeOxford: I have no mouth and I must scream my own name
 Scoo: Roast Beef and Showbiz
 bug: Flotsam and Jetsam.
 Sadbot: Wretched Homunculus and...Boy Wretched Homunculus
 OldKentuckyShark: "...Kunta Kinte", "Your name is Toby!"
Image 257634   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 wootman: Kitteny soft
Image 257633   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
Image 257632   07-16-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 petepuma: nice catch
 Yam: Man, what I wouldnt give for a few minutes in a snowball right now... probably about what I would have given for a few minutes of summer 6 months ago
 Scoo: Mlep
Image 257631   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 FireBreathingMarmot: Reminder to people complaining about cats being aloof: some cats are needy and lethal.
 petepuma: last thing Kim saw before she died
 raditzu: Love is in the air 3
 addend: @PenguinBartender Woah, it's like we're sharing a mind.
 addend: "Oooh, so cute!" / "Mmm... flesh."
 PenguinBartender: "Someday Kim, I'm going to realize you're food. But for now, these snuggles will suffice."
Image 257630   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
 Mr. Shine: Pass!
 Robespierre: Uh, no.
 petepuma: i'd rather have the parts than the sum of them. yuck.
 Mr. Butt: @VeeKay Obviously you're not a golfer.
 CheezGrater: @Mr. Butt Krisch's in Massapequa NY. Real AF.
 Mr. Butt: RAD for Obvious Plant.
 VoR: Hot ice cream? Ketchup now makes sense
 VoR: Oh dammit I went blue again
Image 257629   07-16-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
 petepuma: *thwwip*
Image 257628   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 Shay: Death Becomes Her (2018 Version)
 VoR: Even though it will probably spread around the office. Maggots at least
Image 257627   07-16-18   Uploaded by    eykei
 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.
 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.
 Amy Housewine: Dooooooctor Pepper, what's the woooorst that could happen...
 Shay: I'm suing you Dr. Pepper for malpractice.
 copunter: this isn't my lifeless industrial syrup of preference! this is that other non-nourishing sludge! I'm dismayed. (drinks anyway)
 wolfpk: @a robot What's the point!? It's like decaf coffee!
 Sadbot: @a robot I didn't notice that before...isn't that just green oil with aspartame? This is how we get Rocksteady and Bebop, people
 bug: @a robot Must be in Utah.
 Teechur: Dr. Dewlittle
 Not A Bot: His sexual fantasy is getting to "stand his ground".
 Hyphae: All I have to say about this is: #257622
 a robot: Caffeine free diet Mountain Dew?? I didn't even know such a vile concoction existed, and I work at a fucking convenience store
 Yam: See? Congressmen.
 Sadbot: The Dew lurks, waiting...
Image 257626   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Side Boob: Mama says I'm fat, but I'm just a little Husky
Image 257625   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
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