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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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 Hompo Cremuble: Reminder to people complaining about cats being aloof: some cats are needy and lethal.
 Ruld Drumumple: last thing Kim saw before she died
 Baple Cremoble: Love is in the air 3
 Rulm Bromple: @PenguinBartender Woah, it's like we're sharing a mind.
 Pomp Ploble: "Oooh, so cute!" / "Mmm... flesh."
 Dorm Flumongus: "Someday Kim, I'm going to realize you're food. But for now, these snuggles will suffice."
Image 257630   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Lingo Dampopert
 Frampo Grupert: Pass!
 Bart Morpongus: Uh, no.
 Murbo Cremoble: i'd rather have the parts than the sum of them. yuck.
 Thart Brumbies: @VeeKay Obviously you're not a golfer.
 Vown Plemupert: @Mr. Butt Krisch's in Massapequa NY. Real AF.
 Reft Morpumbies: RAD for Obvious Plant.
 Jilm Dampuble: Hot ice cream? Ketchup now makes sense
 Dold Cremombies: Oh dammit I went blue again
Image 257629   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Floft Drumumbies
 Beng Flongo: *thwwip*
Image 257628   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Himpo Rempuble
 Jump Drumoble: Death Becomes Her (2018 Version)
 Mift Morpopert: Even though it will probably spread around the office. Maggots at least
Image 257627   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Florm Horpumbies
 Thald Plongus: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.
 Flarb Flumumple: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.
 Pirm Morpongo: Dooooooctor Pepper, what's the woooorst that could happen...
 Derm Cremombies: I'm suing you Dr. Pepper for malpractice.
 Mongo Dampumbies: this isn't my lifeless industrial syrup of preference! this is that other non-nourishing sludge! I'm dismayed. (drinks anyway)
 Frongo Flumongo: @a robot What's the point!? It's like decaf coffee!
 Crang Drumoble: @a robot I didn't notice that before...isn't that just green oil with aspartame? This is how we get Rocksteady and Bebop, people
 Belm Plemomple: @a robot Must be in Utah.
 Trump Flongo: Dr. Dewlittle
 Diple Horpumbies: His sexual fantasy is getting to "stand his ground".
 Frungo Plemumbies: All I have to say about this is: #257622
 Down Horpupert: Caffeine free diet Mountain Dew?? I didn't even know such a vile concoction existed, and I work at a fucking convenience store
 Gumpo Flumupert: See? Congressmen.
 Frald Flumumbies: The Dew lurks, waiting...
Image 257626   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Larb Drumombies
 Bampo Drumupert: Mama says I'm fat, but I'm just a little Husky
Image 257625   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Trengo Flungus
Image 257624 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Stephen Milkmus. You have brought shame on us, Stephen Milkmus.
 Gerbo Brongo: Exactly @copunter
 Crirb Horpuble: Springboardger
 Thing Drumupert: this. fight. would be amazing
 Bomp Morpungus: Suicidal owl!
 Huft Broble: That owl is terribly nearsighted.
 Maft Flumungo: Badgeman and Owl: the OTHER Dynamic Duo.
 Jango Dampomple: but does he give a shit?
 Trorbo Morpomple: The quick brown owl jumps over the lazy that doesn't work
Image 257623   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Borm Grunumbies
 Jirb Cremupert: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!
 Thople Plemungo: @Supermansbrother They've done multiple blind taste tests and people liked New Coke taste better. They just didn't like change. People are idiots.
 Porm Plemuble: please, no more diet caffeine-free mountain dew
 Huwn Grunombies: I was literally thinking "New Coke wasn't that bad. But, I was nine. Any highly sugared drink that tasted brownish would have satisfied me."
 Mamp Grunongo: Back then, people actually went out to the streets to protest anything that they didn't like instead of complaining it on Facebook or Twitter.
 Thurb Plemuble: "I support the troops." "And I'm for bringin' 'em home!"
 Thart Horpongus: The road to Flavortown will be partially blocked today for a demonstration.
 Hople Plopert: Yeah, stick to the important issues!!
 Floft Horpoble: Soft drinks are like congressmen.
 Tremp Horpumple: Batman is a power bottom.
Image 257622   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Verb Drumungus
 Lurt Dampombies: right next to the Meowna Lisa
 Hiwn Horpongus: I bet they hung it upside down
Image 257621   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Trirbo Dampongus
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