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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
363
 
 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.
 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.
 Amy Housewine: Dooooooctor Pepper, what's the woooorst that could happen...
 Shay: I'm suing you Dr. Pepper for malpractice.
 copunter: this isn't my lifeless industrial syrup of preference! this is that other non-nourishing sludge! I'm dismayed. (drinks anyway)
 wolfpk: @a robot What's the point!? It's like decaf coffee!
 Sadbot: @a robot I didn't notice that before...isn't that just green oil with aspartame? This is how we get Rocksteady and Bebop, people
 bug: @a robot Must be in Utah.
 Teechur: Dr. Dewlittle
 Not A Bot: His sexual fantasy is getting to "stand his ground".
 Hyphae: All I have to say about this is: #257622
 a robot: Caffeine free diet Mountain Dew?? I didn't even know such a vile concoction existed, and I work at a fucking convenience store
 Yam: See? Congressmen.
 Sadbot: The Dew lurks, waiting...
Image 257626   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
697
 
 Side Boob: Mama says I'm fat, but I'm just a little Husky
Image 257625   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Image 257624 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Stephen Milkmus. You have brought shame on us, Stephen Milkmus.
Score:
493
 
 Admiral Alan: Exactly @copunter
 Amy Housewine: Springboardger
 copunter: this. fight. would be amazing
 wolfpk: Suicidal owl!
 bug: That owl is terribly nearsighted.
 Teechur: Badgeman and Owl: the OTHER Dynamic Duo.
 fanny: but does he give a shit?
 a robot: The quick brown owl jumps over the lazy badger....no that doesn't work
Image 257623   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
352
 
 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!
 dangerkeith3000: @Supermansbrother They've done multiple blind taste tests and people liked New Coke taste better. They just didn't like change. People are idiots.
 petepuma: please, no more diet caffeine-free mountain dew
 Supermansbrother: I was literally thinking "New Coke wasn't that bad. But, I was nine. Any highly sugared drink that tasted brownish would have satisfied me."
 Shay: Back then, people actually went out to the streets to protest anything that they didn't like instead of complaining it on Facebook or Twitter.
 copunter: "I support the troops." "And I'm for bringin' 'em home!"
 UltraBeverly: The road to Flavortown will be partially blocked today for a demonstration.
 a robot: Yeah, stick to the important issues!!
 Yam: Soft drinks are like congressmen.
 dangerkeith3000: Batman is a power bottom.
Image 257622   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
612
 
 petepuma: right next to the Meowna Lisa
 Smorlacks: I bet they hung it upside down
Image 257621   07-16-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
540
 
 VeeKay: Smol owl
Image 257620   07-16-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
386
 
 Spazstatic: @WannaBee after I read your comment I could think of basically all of the main characters names in the show except for Linda. It took me a couple minutes.
 Vivian: @Spazstatic I knew the name didnt sound right! Thanks for pointing that out :)
 Spazstatic: @WannaBee I know people get your reference, but I have the urge to point out that Tina is Louise's sister and Aunt Gayle is Linda's sister. But I won't do that.
 VeeKay: Glorious huh?
 sodamachine: @WannaBee "It's the anuses, isn't it?" "They're like Mona Lisa's eyes, they follow you wherever you go."
 dangerkeith3000: They bleach.
 sparename: That lesser known band, The Butthole Coasters
 theaquaman: I see Louise's sister Gayle is into knitting now.
Image 257619   07-16-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
629
 
 Ironass: I know I'm Siamese, but draw me like one of your French Cats.
Image 257618   07-16-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
557
 
 melted plastic: @Not A Bot ummmmmm
 Not A Bot: That cat is trying to shoplift a rice cooker
 angry: I radded for the Dane
 iCEy: rad rad rad rad rad rad rad rad BATMAN!
 james: Goodbye old chum.
 nerdhulk: RIP the battest
Image 257617   07-16-18   Uploaded by    fink
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