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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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12. shadebane: 1484 points
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 Truld Rempungo: the car next to theirs is just covered in bird shit
 Germ Flongo: That's a lie! You just don't want to confirm the existence of giant pigeons!
 Ruple Grungus: False. They are choosing where to poop.
 Thengo Flumupert: rad for giant pigeons.
Image 257616   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Fluple Brumbies
 Jurm Rempungo: This is the insightful social commentary that I read print comics for.
 Criwn Plumple: *swipe left*
Image 257615   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Pongo Cremungo
 Vown Rempungus: @Spazstatic They investigate crimes, silly!
 Crart Morpomple: @Teechur *sigh* what's a dickfor..?
 Fling Flumumple: Never be the first to fall asleep at a frat party.
 Mown Gropert: @obboma Pretty sure it's a dickfor.
 Jown Pluble: He's a handsome little kitty!
Image 257614   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Thuple Plemombies
 Rewn Plemupert: It looks like you're solving a mystery
 Dingo Grumple: Meddling kids.
 Mawn Grunumple: Kill it with fire!
 Heple Pluble: I knew it!
Image 257613   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Pimp Flopert
 Thilm Flumuble: hey so was i, but not for the car wash
 Barm Plumbies: Get your car wash on! Hot dog... igloo.
 Harbo Plungo: Wanna go smell some cookies?
 Frerm Albumple: I was voted #2 (# sad walking-away music #)
 Hert Horpungo: My mom says I'm cool
Image 257612   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Merb Horpupert
 Beple Plomple: What is this, a picnic for cats?
 Fringo Albongo: voted number one by owner's cat
 Bump Albuble: clear hierarchy
Image 257611   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Virm Brupert
 Florbo Flumumbies: Perfect @Off Topic
 Rango Grunongo: I can think of a few professions for that skill. Air traffic controller, workshop foreman, low budget department of the NSA, Etc.
 Rirm Dampumbies: "There's a future for you in the fire escape trade; come up to town"
Image 257610   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Lurt Drumopert
 Flople Dampumbies: I also look way too young after a close shave.
 Jerb Flumbies: It would be funnier if he had used a butter knife.
Image 257609   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Jiwn Horpungo
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 257608   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Verm Plombies
 Moft Horpungus: Okay, you got your shot. Could you please unglue me now?
 Mirbo Rempopert: /Brown/ bars? Rad for minor nuisances.
 Horbo Horpoble: physics defied
 Lempo Albuble: Spider-pup, spiiider-pup, doing the things spider-puppies can do!
 Flurb Drumuble: Barkour
Image 257607   07-16-18   Uploaded by    Frild Fluble
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