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262731  a robot: @tib gubb youtu.be/…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.



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Score:
675
 
 Mr Bleak: It might be raining out there dear, the cat's come in.
 Robespierre: Shit seen
 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!
 raditzu: Poor choices were made.
 Knice: @a sedated moose Do you have dad ... ... -ticipation?
 a sedated moose: @Knice if it helps any, I come here every day looking for your next level dad puns. Stay strong.
 a sedated moose: @Spazstatic no, I'm actually doing great! I'm on vacation and drunk, but I have every intention to continue living. I just think that sometimes we aren't reminded of these things and need to be. Thank you for the concern, but I'll still be around.
 Knice: @a sedated moose It takes more work these days, but we're getting by. Today was an infusion day; but, I was able to step out for a bit *during infusion* for the first time since this mess started. I got to the rink (instagram.com/whothehellpickedilikecorn/) My Sweetie's fighting back hard. Every once in a while, when she's struggling, I pull up the last picture of her I put up on here and read her the comments. It's a boost every time. You're one of our Spacefriendlier of SpaceFriends; cheers to you. :-)
 Spazstatic: Not trying to be a downer for anyone...
 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose are you ok, spacefriend? I've had a friend attempt suicide shortly after extending uncannily similar sentiments and now I'm concerned.
 a sedated moose: @Knice you too, and thank you. How's your life been going? Is Mrs. Knice doing well? Keep hold of your sanity, space friend.
 Knice: @a sedated moose, now with more sedation! Much love, Spacefriend.
 a sedated moose: I appreciate you all very much. This image eloquently states my emotional status, and I want you all to know that you are beautiful at all times; never forget that the world around you is simply amazing, and by extension, you are too.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?
 wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!
 Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.
 barfolomew: I don't know man, I just... some days I think I'll never catch that red dot.
Image 257558   07-15-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
568
 
 wolfpk: Hi! My name is Smiley
Image 257557   07-15-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
355
 
 Kaviri: Neckbeard.
Image 257556   07-15-18   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
231
 
 Shay: Today's weirdo item.
 tib gubb: the cribbler
 Ihminen: "infant energy drink" has me worried
 jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.
 barfolomew: Needs a nipple
 copunter: indeed a hoax, the notion of childbearing in the age of kali
 copunter: double diaper, back in a week!
 Mr. Shine: @OldKentuckyShark it's also a hoax.
 OldKentuckyShark: Be better than this to your children. This is how you feed hamsters and gerbils
Image 257555   07-15-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
316
 
 bug: Yup, that sums up Stockton. Their official city flag has tweakers stealing a TV.
 barfolomew: Yeah? Then how do you explain the angel dust?
Image 257554   07-15-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
301
 
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Ain't gonna diss the Carolina Anole, the Aerican Alligator or the razor-backed musk turtle. Nah bruh, they cool.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay What about the fauna?
 VeeKay: Fuck the flora of South Carolina
 Knice: That's a pretty metal way to go, though.
 Mad Collager: @XLY Oh snap!
 XLY: triggered
Image 257553   07-15-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
371
 
 Knice: Well, not HERE here; just kinda *vague gesture* here...
 bug: I think I found my dream job.
 barfolomew: To serve you better
 sparename: * on Wednesday's we break for a hour for an early lunch
Image 257552   07-15-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
410
 
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.
Image 257551   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
554
 
 Not A Bot: I'll take a Sprite.
 Mr. Shine: The eggs are mine, ALL MINE!! *evil toddler laughter*
Image 257550   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
343
 
 Slerzy: I just saw this scene while watching the Lion King with my daughter
 Robespierre: Gnu toy.
 raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.
 sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu
 wolfpk: Look at what the lions left behind!
 Not A Bot: "Well great" she said, tossing aside her phone. "That's ANOTHER awakening I didn't have time for."
 trelyate: metal af
Image 257549   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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