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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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 Mamp Horpongus: @Knice wow
 Gump Horpoble: He looks like a tall enough fellow to work at #257514
 Rump Drumomple: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".
 Juld Plemoble: @WannaBee So, did you see that ludicrous display last night?
 Doft Grunongus: Korrok approves.
 Rarb Cremumple: @a robot short staffed
 Lurb Albombies: Hooray, he's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development. Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed and apparently that deserves a round of applause.
 Gang Plemungo: @a robot Do the thing
 Lung Grunuble: .....why was this picture taken from this particular vantage point though?
 Flalm Groble: I have that shirt, except in green. My daughter got it for me :-D
Image 257513   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Bople Brongus
 Frungo Cremumple: Who, meeee???
Image 257512   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Mift Brumbies
 Reng Dampupert: @lecj07 Must have been Methodicks. :-D
 Horm Morpoble: @Knice There was actually a religious book called "The cry in the night: signs of the bridegroom's second coming in the church"
 Thuld Horpuble: Behold, I come quickly.
 Thalm Morpungo: Barb wire crown. Awesome
 Mampo Cremuble: Heavenly!
 Freple Plemuble: Dat ass
Image 257511   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Peple Cremupert
 Pirbo Morpoble: Livin a lie.
 Therbo Flumomple: When wondering whether someone has made a a statement with a self-deprecating joke or they've simply been a crappy human being, the answer is usually the latter.
Image 257510   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Bingo Cremongus
 Ruple Rempomple: That kid is a poseur. Kid his ass Justin!
 Jump Brumple: There is this guy in the UK that made a completely sealed closed-system terrarium like 40 year ago and the plants are still alive.
 Triwn Drumombies: I think your olive oil has gone bad
Image 257509   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Merbo Albungo
 Dengo Albumbies: @Mr Bleak They are mammals. A tortoise is not.
 Jawn Grunumple: @a robot Why do men have nipples?
 Theng Grombies: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie
 Hart Horpungus: Large ornament of an olden style turtle wi her baps oot
 Frirb Drumumbies: Mitch McConnel not looking so good these days
 Burm Plemungus: but why would a reptile have breasts
 Purm Plemongo: The live action super Mario wasnt very good
 Flampo Horpomple: Mom?
 Rang Albombies: Ugh. Can we not?!
 Crople Grunungo: No.
 Vuft Cremumbies: "Florida".
Image 257508   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Buwn Morpoble
 Ring Grunongo: This can sometimes happen when you google "askew".
 Muft Plongo: "As you can see, our profits have gone up." "Uh, your screen..." "OUR PROFITS HAVE GONE UP. "
Image 257507   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Deple Plemupert
 Riwn Drumuble: Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad?
 Crongo Brongus: Slowest. Conga line. Ever.
 Dengo Gromple: As our dear friend Natalie would say: God damn it smells like cough drops all over the place.
 Thumpo Drumongo: chlamydia all the way down.
Image 257506   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Lengo Drumupert
 Vump Drumupert: Currently more like a half-track than a tank.
Image 257505   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Traft Plumbies
 Frild Bromple: You had one job Grant, ONE JOB
 Fralm Grunongo: username/upload combo
 Mumpo Cremopert: @Mr. Shine No. Good job he's the regional manager's son.
 Bert Drumumple: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.
 Ving Horpungo: Goddam it Grant! Again?
 Hungo Dampomple: Classic Grant.
Image 257504   07-15-18   Uploaded by    Bort Flungus
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