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273129  VoR:

273123  lecj07: Heard you was talking shit.

273107  El hefe: #273108

273108  El hefe: #273107

273132  lecj07: Yes, yes we do.

273133  VoR: I disagree.

273132  El hefe: You are what you eat

273123  nathan: What's the horse piss joke about, by the way?

273095  Bluetocracy: Febreeze ain't gonna fix that.

273126  a sedated moose: Unlimited power!

273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

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272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272984 Micro Jackson: I could live here

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....



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Score:
439
 
 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket
 Prostata: maybe proofread your memes before posting them...
 jochenau: Physicians of the era described the sound of heartbeats as "ba-donk, a-donk" or "a-bap, a-bap".
 WTF: "But Doctor, it's my foot that hurts."
 Yam: It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get the joke here
 Mr. Shine: Old school doctoring was pretty wild. "I prescribe cocaine!"
 Solemn: Doctor hate this man for his one cheap trick!
 Scoo: Proctologists have never forgiven John Glove, either
Image 257326   07-14-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
363
 
 Amy Housewine: Incoming Mr Bean.
 WTF: @bug When the Rapture hit, only Bob Martin of Feathering Drive was deemed worthy of ascension.
 Mr. Shine: *angelic choir*
 bug: Bless this one guy in particular.
 BavidDowie: *sluuuuurp*
Image 257325   07-14-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
231
 
 Mr. Shine: Every experiment needs a control group.
Image 257324   07-14-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
720
 
 Yam: @Sadbot I just want Casca to get her brain back and go back to being a badass :
 Solemn: That man's got guts... oh, wait.
 Sadbot: Did Zodd get his horn back at some point? I'm not caught up
 TurkeyVulture: Same.
 Shay: What if that imaginary monster was really your stepdad?
Image 257323   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
230
 
 Mr. Whiskers: @bug Or better still, avoid the whole galaxy and go to Alpha-357
 bug: @Mr. Whiskers Even better: avoid the entire state. Go to North Dakota.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Shay Or better yet, avoid Times Square. Go just a few blocks west and bar/restaurant hop in Hells Kitchen. Or do some weird shopping in the East Village.
 Solemn: You've got a friend in me / Who's high on PCP.
 Shay: Best advice if you visit Times Square: Avoid any unlicensed mascots and characters AT ALL COSTS. They stifle you for money if you take a picture with them.
 Not A Bot: after that the bayonet shortage got bad. Real bad.
Image 257322   07-14-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
450
 
 canada: Stinkholes.
 a robot: Speed holes. They make the road go faster
 Solemn: Ventricular septal defects (heart holes)
 BavidDowie: Wormholes
 TurkeyVulture: Black holes
 Shay: *corn holios
 Mr. Shine: * donut holes
Image 257321   07-14-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
314
 
 Mr Bleak: There is no Dana, there is only a herbivorous ankylosaurine dinosaur from the Campanian Judith River Formation of Montana known as Z. crurivastator.
 Mr. Shine: No Dana.
 Amy Housewine: Whereas Zool is a Ninja Of The Nth Dimension.
Image 257320   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Whiskers
Score:
330
 
 seahawks: No Thai adventures. Only Thai work. Get back to work.
 Solemn: @Hyphae You're the best. :)
 Shay: They're located in DC: thaitanic-dc.com/
 Mr. Shine: My fart will go ooonnnnnnn
 Hyphae: @Solemn there was an unfortunate incident with iceberg lettuce
 Solemn: Shortly thereafter, profits began to sink.
Image 257319   07-14-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
265
 
 TurkeyVulture: Bro, do you even lift me?
Image 257318   07-14-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
628
 
 midgetcastle: Denauguration crowd
 Bacon Train: @Ihminen 250,000 people, on a working Friday, in one city... Today's Pro-Trump rally: few thousand mostly there to protest the imprisonment of Tommy Robinson.
 Wet farts: @VeeKay Barad-dur hopefully.
 i peed a lil: Lock him up in the Tower?
 Shay: Guy in the blue jacket is trying to get inside and he's all like "Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me..."
 Ihminen: i'm starting to feel like some people don't really like that trump guy
Image 257317   07-14-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
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