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262731  a robot: @tib gubb…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

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 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket
 Prostata: maybe proofread your memes before posting them...
 jochenau: Physicians of the era described the sound of heartbeats as "ba-donk, a-donk" or "a-bap, a-bap".
 WTF: "But Doctor, it's my foot that hurts."
 Yam: It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get the joke here
 Mr. Shine: Old school doctoring was pretty wild. "I prescribe cocaine!"
 Solemn: Doctor hate this man for his one cheap trick!
 Scoo: Proctologists have never forgiven John Glove, either
Image 257326   07-14-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
 Amy Housewine: Incoming Mr Bean.
 WTF: @bug When the Rapture hit, only Bob Martin of Feathering Drive was deemed worthy of ascension.
 Mr. Shine: *angelic choir*
 bug: Bless this one guy in particular.
 BavidDowie: *sluuuuurp*
Image 257325   07-14-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
 Mr. Shine: Every experiment needs a control group.
Image 257324   07-14-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 Yam: @Sadbot I just want Casca to get her brain back and go back to being a badass :
 Solemn: That man's got guts... oh, wait.
 Sadbot: Did Zodd get his horn back at some point? I'm not caught up
 TurkeyVulture: Same.
 Shay: What if that imaginary monster was really your stepdad?
Image 257323   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Laree
 Mr. Whiskers: @bug Or better still, avoid the whole galaxy and go to Alpha-357
 bug: @Mr. Whiskers Even better: avoid the entire state. Go to North Dakota.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Shay Or better yet, avoid Times Square. Go just a few blocks west and bar/restaurant hop in Hells Kitchen. Or do some weird shopping in the East Village.
 Solemn: You've got a friend in me / Who's high on PCP.
 Shay: Best advice if you visit Times Square: Avoid any unlicensed mascots and characters AT ALL COSTS. They stifle you for money if you take a picture with them.
 Not A Bot: after that the bayonet shortage got bad. Real bad.
Image 257322   07-14-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
 VeeKay: Stinkholes.
 a robot: Speed holes. They make the road go faster
 Solemn: Ventricular septal defects (heart holes)
 BavidDowie: Wormholes
 TurkeyVulture: Black holes
 Shay: *corn holios
 Mr. Shine: * donut holes
Image 257321   07-14-18   Uploaded by    trucker
 Mr Bleak: There is no Dana, there is only a herbivorous ankylosaurine dinosaur from the Campanian Judith River Formation of Montana known as Z. crurivastator.
 Mr. Shine: No Dana.
 Amy Housewine: Whereas Zool is a Ninja Of The Nth Dimension.
Image 257320   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Whiskers
 VeeKay: No Thai adventures. Only Thai work. Get back to work.
 Solemn: @Hyphae You're the best. :)
 Shay: They're located in DC:
 Mr. Shine: My fart will go ooonnnnnnn
 Hyphae: @Solemn there was an unfortunate incident with iceberg lettuce
 Solemn: Shortly thereafter, profits began to sink.
Image 257319   07-14-18   Uploaded by    carlin
 TurkeyVulture: Bro, do you even lift me?
Image 257318   07-14-18   Uploaded by    demonius
 midgetcastle: Denauguration crowd
 Bacon Train: @Ihminen 250,000 people, on a working Friday, in one city... Today's Pro-Trump rally: few thousand mostly there to protest the imprisonment of Tommy Robinson.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Barad-dur hopefully.
 VeeKay: Lock him up in the Tower?
 Shay: Guy in the blue jacket is trying to get inside and he's all like "Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me..."
 Ihminen: i'm starting to feel like some people don't really like that trump guy
Image 257317   07-14-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
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