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272975  WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

273040  WannaBee: So, tell me again why there are no treats?

273201  Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy lmao

273095  WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

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272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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11. parrotsnest: 1765 points
12. Never AFK: 1748 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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 jadensmith: Weird Al is hard to draw. Props to the tattooist
 Smorlacks: You destroyed my youthful idealism and spirituality. Bastards.
 tib gubb: this is what it's like, living in an amish paradise
 BavidDowie: Same
 Yam: Nobody should feel bad for pursuing their interests if its not hurting anyone, but this tattoo is hurting me a little
 Not A Bot: Make lighthouses great again
Image 257308   07-14-18   Uploaded by    pirate
 Urn BooUrn: @Sandor Call the police.
 Prostata: No sir. I don't like it.
 Sandor: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
 Sydney: That's Dr. Mr. Horse to you.
Image 257307   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 WTF: I've finally seen someone who's mouth is open wider than Trump's.
 Prostata: rumpy piss pumpy humpy dumpy
 Yam: My brain is way more excited by rumpy pumpy humpy than it should be
 Scoo: I enjoy a pumpy rumpy humpy on occasion, myself
 Hyphae: I'd dumpy a comment, but I'm stumpy
Image 257306   07-14-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
 Korrok: Kinky...
 Mr. Shine: When's that mailman gonna GET here?!
Image 257305   07-14-18   Uploaded by    RzK
 Robespierre: @Hokie333 Whoa ... talk about Exurbia...
 Hokie333: I don't trust house numbers with more than four digits. Pass.
Image 257304   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
 Yam: If one of those doesnt sample Wheres the beef? This is a complete waste
 grizzly: Decent EP
 kinggheedra: god's light is a distant memory
Image 257303   07-14-18   Uploaded by    White Male
 MC Delta T: We can't actually show people drinking beer on TV, but we can hold it, and we can add cool music, and cats!
 sandwiches: Genuwine draft in fuckin cans?
 Dreforian: @hajjpodge He can't help it, he's gotta have dem sits
 Bluetocracy: Miller Genuine Cat
 tib gubb: we beefin?
 hajjpodge: You have a problem, kitty.
Image 257302   07-14-18   Uploaded by    depression
 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall
 marxist: Then the big guy ate all of them
 Teechur: @WannaBee I thought he was jumping on the trampoline that @Robespierre was talking about.
 Scoo: We beefin?
 SuedeOxford: This King of the Hill/Trailer Park Boys mashup is doing my head in.
 Baby Jesus: Either those people are really short, or that dude is really really tall.
 2Berries: @Robespierre that was my first thought!
 Robespierre: Where's the trampoline? It's not a real party until the trampoline shows up. And the pinata.
 Hyphae: Uhhh
Image 257301   07-14-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Side Boob: Good doggie
 Yam: Told you to wear your safety doggles
 Not A Bot: I can't work like this. I'll be in my trailer.
Image 257300   07-14-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 mwoody: Lechedore
 Robespierre: (I'll have 4 of what he's having)
 Robespierre: Maenawhile, back in #257300's trailer...
 Prostata: didn't think that cunning plan all the way through
Image 257299   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
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