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272886  tib gubb: beware - don't you dare tickle this tummy

272886  Scoo: Camouflage level: low

272887  Scoo: Camouflage level: high

272892  generic: As an englishman this bothers the shit out of me. Tipping should be for good service, irrespective of the class of restaurant, not an obligation to pay the staff's wages

272884  Shay: Barq's has bite.

272804  a robot: The dog does seem to be representing Gryffindor, but the cats are like an amalgamation of the remaining three houses' colors

272824  a robot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow BANANA CAT

272827  a robot: @fanny That's cause they're 40% dehydrated potato flakes and 60% sawdust from the factory floor

272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

272882  Mr. Butt: This kid looks 8 years old.

272871  Dr Awkward: @fanny I dont know that band

272875  Not A Bot: NOW KITH

272854  a robot: It's like Rainbow Road only steel

272868  a robot: That sure is someone's kitchen all right

272662  crazymothaofa: To Pimp a Butterfly

272809  UnknownSample: Damn you, human brain; seeing faces everywhere.

272879  wolfpk: This cat would make a good Bond villain.

272823  UnknownSample: Quit it Harvey.

272880  wolfpk: Cheese wrapper

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272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall
 marxist: Then the big guy ate all of them
 Teechur: @WannaBee I thought he was jumping on the trampoline that @Robespierre was talking about.
 Scoo: We beefin?
 SuedeOxford: This King of the Hill/Trailer Park Boys mashup is doing my head in.
 Baby Jesus: Either those people are really short, or that dude is really really tall.
 2Berries: @Robespierre that was my first thought!
 Robespierre: Where's the trampoline? It's not a real party until the trampoline shows up. And the pinata.
 Hyphae: Uhhh
Image 257301   07-14-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Side Boob: Good doggie
 Yam: Told you to wear your safety doggles
 Not A Bot: I can't work like this. I'll be in my trailer.
Image 257300   07-14-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 mwoody: Lechedore
 Robespierre: (I'll have 4 of what he's having)
 Robespierre: Maenawhile, back in #257300's trailer...
 Prostata: didn't think that cunning plan all the way through
Image 257299   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Jabberwikket: Charging borkf drive
 sparename: "Muttley! Doooooo sooomethiiiiiinnnggg!"
Image 257298   07-14-18   Uploaded by    twitter
 Urn BooUrn: Fool, you are going to blow my cover.
 Robespierre: One of the boys
Image 257297   07-14-18   Uploaded by    redrex
 Mr. Shine: There used to be a bar in Wilkes-Barre called My Friend's Place. I don't know if it's still there.
 Scoo: I used to frequently go to a place whose actual name was just "The Pub" but strangely, no one ever called it that
 sad face: If it's Korean BBQ I don't care, I'm all over it.
 Hyphae: Ehhhh, I'd rather go to the "Do U? BBQ", but really, neither is my top choice
Image 257296   07-14-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
 Mr. Shine: Punch! That! Sh!t!
 Wolfy21: What's the matter Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?
 Alpha Trion: so hot
 sir toke a lot: Illustrated by P.I. Staker
 runny999: GOOSE!
Image 257295   07-14-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
 KingTrebek: Anole lizard? More like ahole lizard amirite
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha gross
 kinggheedra: there's levels to this joke
 a sedated moose: That's not a gecko.
Image 257294   07-14-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
 Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo yer a hairy spider!
 Mad Collager: Someone put a bugle on a spider to make a trumpentula.
 Scoo: You're a wizard, Hairy!
 AlexDeLarge: I shall not pass
 a robot: I put on my robe and wizard hat
 Side Boob: Dear scientists: Please speed up development of the phaser. kthxbai
 savvoy: I think it's a trap
Image 257293   07-14-18   Uploaded by    rory
 Scoo: You're a wizard, Hairy!
 SuedeOxford: Cats love it!
 FranzTrashka: Thug lyfe
 Robespierre: Regal, majestic
 Yam: Someone's getting shit in a shoe.
Image 257292   07-14-18   Uploaded by    reply
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