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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Dango Gropert: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to
 Galm Gropert: Off to school... or so he thought.
 Trift Albumple: "We're already packed in like sardines, now we're stopping to pick up more!"
 Jald Horpungo: 95 cents? Fuck you, I'll skate to the beach! And I'll look better getting there!
 Hengo Morpomple: Public transit already smells pretty great, so...
 Vengo Horpopert: This is Jim. Jim hired a charter bus to drive him upstream to the spawning pool instead of swimming like all the other fish. Suffice to say, no one liked Jim.
 Trerm Cremumbies: Public troutsportation.
 Gump Cremoble: waaaait a did he pay the fare?
Image 257264   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Flurb Horpungo
 Rirbo Ploble: Is that Morse Code?
 Pewn Dampungo: too long didn't rrrread
 Gong Dampupert: RDRR
 Porbo Morpumbies: The newest generation of Android phones can be set to vibrate, purr, Harley-Davidson, or 'stress relief'.
 Rumpo Flumple: Is your phone a doggo?
 Laft Flumoble: -PRRRT-
Image 257263   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Thirb Morpomple
 Duft Plemumple: @Scoo You are correct. That was the operations table. It also was sometimes used to cover naughty bits on Voyager.
 Lurb Plemopert: I believe that doubled as a medical device on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Image 257262   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Rulm Morpopert
 Deng Plomple: Overly painful - 12"
 Hort Grunomple: These storms are all about the motion in the ocean, amiright?
 Thort Morpungo: Ohh yeahh, time to plow.
 Purb Pluble: It's not about how deep the snow is, it's how you make the snowball.
 Trungo Dampoble: By the time of the seventh film, the Storm Centre series had completely run out of ideas.
 Vald Groble: "Freak Storm" is my dancin' name
 Duwn Rempongo: Going through tinder profiles like..
 Gurt Plungo: "At least" yeah ... hahah ... I mean, of COURSE! *wipes tear with latest issue of Car and Driver*
Image 257261   07-14-18   Uploaded by    Thampo Flopert
 Lert Rempungus: PF - where we're tolerant until we're not!
 Dump Plemopert: Why don't they just sound the lunk alarm?
 Truld Grunomple: CURVES is strict on rules.
 Biple Dampongo: "Yeah, I'm into fitness -- Fit'n 'is note right up your..."
 Thort Horpoble: "please do not be good at anything"
 Jorbo Flumple: *puts fifth plate on, everyone in the gym has a panic attack*
 Dang Brombies: I find it kinda amusing when I'm at the gym and those dudes are loudly trying to herniate themselves.
Image 257260   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Gamp Brumbies
 Fluwn Brongus: This was my immediate thought. All they had to do was cut Thanos' hand off and crisis averted.
 Rang Rempungus: @weed poop that it would have been about half as long and pretty anticlimactic.
 Thirt Flumongo: @a sedated moose what is that supposed to mean
 Voft Flumungus: Hindsight is 50/50
 Marbo Plungus: Sorry, but this makes too much sense to be in a Marvel movie.
 Crorm Bromple: Well, that would have made the movie worse.
Image 257259   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Berb Gromple
 Crarm Flumoble: You are dead to us and we hope you fail
 Fruld Morpombies: *are.
 Thuld Grunombies: that's a battery plugged into his mains, he is a robot or somesuch
 Puwn Plemopert: He wanted to sit at the grown-up table so much.
 Biwn Cremombies: I thought something smelled funny
 Fluft Drumumple: Asscade encryption.
Image 257258   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Treld Dampopert
 Himpo Dampongus: @BavidDowie @Knice it's actually confetti, if the scrambled cable porno I saw when I was twelve is to be believed
 Jimp Rempongus: @Knice especially because it makes the siren whistle noise when...dispensing it
 Jungo Horpomple: What hurts the most is the clown sperm. :-(
Image 257257   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Flert Plungo
 Peng Grongo: I want to light all the rooms of said hotel on fire.
 Garm Grunongus: I want to go to a swiss clinic
 Vuwn Grunoble: @a sedated moose *Yesterday.
 Trurt Morpumple: @Knice *30 years old.
 Mown Plemuble: *43 years old
Image 257256   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Pomp Grunombies
 Trople Dampomple: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"
 Mamp Drumungo: Where have all the fireflies gone? They went into this.
Image 257255   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Thango Flomple
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