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273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

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273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing
 Whatever: Looks like someone made an ash of themselves
 Solemn: @Mr. Shine Your dad is a paragon among men.
 Knice: @Mr. Shine Outstanding :-D
 Mr. Shine: @Solemn @Knice 2/2 So my dad says"You can order mountain lion urine online, just spray it around, and the scent of a large predator will cut down on raccoons." An executive in the meeting raised his hand and asked "but what if it ATTRACTS mountain lions?" My dad just gave him a big shark smile and said " Well, then *that* will cut down on copper thieves. "
 Skinr: This is how Spinal Tap has to audition their drummers now.
 Mr. Shine: @Solemn @Knice Here's another anecdote: When they hired my Dad, the two biggest problems they had with their substations were raccoons and copper thieves; raccoons because they climb all over the equipment and end up fatally shorting things that shouldn't be connected, and copper thieves who like to cut the grounding cables off of transformers, switches,etc. Ungrounded equipment causes HUGE trouble further downline, when that equipment fails. 1/2
 Mr. Shine: @Knice. *throws up the Dio finger horns*
 Knice: @Mr. Shine That's the most metal thing I've read all week.
 Solemn: @Mr. Shine This makes perfect sense: due to the insulating effect of his rubber shoes, the current would cascade through the unfortunate moron and essentially turn him into a human Leyden jar. The current would also fry his central nervous system, which would force-close his grip on the line until such time as his body cooked and enough juices dripped from his hands to disrupt the flow of power, causing a massive explosion that would theoretically have enough force to cannon him into the river.
 Mr. Shine: My Dad worked for our local power company, and security was one of the departments he was in charge of. Pittsburgh police called him out to an unused railroad bridge to consult on a death. A copper thief had climbed out on the bridge to cut into a transmission line that followed the bridge. The railroad no longer used the bridge, but the powerline went across to a Westinghouse plant that was very much using it. The guy cut into the live line. All that wad left was his shoes, melted to the rail. His corpse was flash-fried and blown into the river. He died at the speed of light.
 alex: Cautionary trails..
Image 257243   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
543
 
 White Rice: @Solemn it's just some random individual who decided to emulate the hand/eye position of the painting, but not the face, for "teh lulz". You can get the hoodie pretty much anywhere online for about $20, unless you want color, then you're looking at $50.
 Solemn: I don't know who this is, but I want one of those hoodies.
 Shay: @savvoy "It, please."
 savvoy: Jesus be like, "Girl, please."
Image 257242   07-13-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
147
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?
 Jabberwikket: @Shay, yeah just look at it. Its totally got a stomp attack
 Robespierre: @Shay That's a bollard. And bollards don't creep.
 Shay: I've played enough RPG games to know that bucket is gonna creep up on me and commence a battle with me.
Image 257241   07-13-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
446
 
 Knice: When you have a really good Snausage joke you don't want the cat to hear.
Image 257240   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
791
 
 grizzly: Ghost face killa!
 Robespierre: Brought this home from Taos...
 Spazstatic: This looks like it will kill you in several excruciating ways. Not can, will.
 Dr Awkward: Who you gonna call? SNAKE BUSTERS!
 Mr. Shine: Spooky spectre serpent, sssee?
Image 257239   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
852
 
 Nope: Dr Wilder Penfield cured my strokes and hundreds more
Image 257238   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
569
 
 well duh: @Not A Bot it's true; the floof is indeed hiding this particular kitty's genitals.
 Not A Bot: They ain't seen nothing yet
 Not A Bot: Fitness trainers hate her! Learn this one weird trick!
Image 257237   07-13-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
578
 
 TheFrogMan: Could also be Boris Johnson
 Whatever: Its a sad day when you would rather invite a Dalek out than the President
 Skinr: I wanted to make a joke about those damn Time Lords, but real life has become too depressing even for my rather warped sense of humor.
 Solemn: So if Trump's a Dalek (which makes perfect sense), does that mean that Robert Mueller's the 14th Doctor?
 Sandor: "You're exterminated!"
Image 257236   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
265
 
 hajjpodge: Cheese is right.
 raditzu: Lead is an Earth's metal, so shooting someone would make me an environmentalist? Or would Nature kill him?
 Whatever: Sounds logical
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ...also the person who was sent by the cops to be undercover and expose you could also be a plant
 Hyphae: One could also argue that the large building that manufacturers drugs is also a plant...
 Nope: so is opium
Image 257235   07-13-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
694
 
 Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!
 Robespierre: Her Doc's Cherry Reds are cherry red
 BavidDowie: something, something, "My Big Mac"
 copunter: (opens several ketchup packets)
 Solemn: Is that what comes with the Happy Meal now?
 Knice: Ronald McFondled
 SuedeOxford: [OBESITY INTESIFIES]
 Mr. Shine: *sudden strong conflicting emotional response*
 Sadbot: Senpai definitely noticed
Image 257234   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Laree
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