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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!



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Score:
791
 
 grizzly: Ghost face killa!
 Robespierre: Brought this home from Taos...
 Spazstatic: This looks like it will kill you in several excruciating ways. Not can, will.
 Dr Awkward: Who you gonna call? SNAKE BUSTERS!
 Mr. Shine: Spooky spectre serpent, sssee?
Image 257239   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
852
 
 Nope: Dr Wilder Penfield cured my strokes and hundreds more
Image 257238   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
569
 
 well duh: @Not A Bot it's true; the floof is indeed hiding this particular kitty's genitals.
 Not A Bot: They ain't seen nothing yet
 Not A Bot: Fitness trainers hate her! Learn this one weird trick!
Image 257237   07-13-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
578
 
 TheFrogMan: Could also be Boris Johnson
 Whatever: Its a sad day when you would rather invite a Dalek out than the President
 Skinr: I wanted to make a joke about those damn Time Lords, but real life has become too depressing even for my rather warped sense of humor.
 Solemn: So if Trump's a Dalek (which makes perfect sense), does that mean that Robert Mueller's the 14th Doctor?
 Sandor: "You're exterminated!"
Image 257236   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
265
 
 hajjpodge: Cheese is right.
 raditzu: Lead is an Earth's metal, so shooting someone would make me an environmentalist? Or would Nature kill him?
 Whatever: Sounds logical
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ...also the person who was sent by the cops to be undercover and expose you could also be a plant
 Hyphae: One could also argue that the large building that manufacturers drugs is also a plant...
 Nope: so is opium
Image 257235   07-13-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
694
 
 Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!
 Robespierre: Her Doc's Cherry Reds are cherry red
 BavidDowie: something, something, "My Big Mac"
 copunter: (opens several ketchup packets)
 Solemn: Is that what comes with the Happy Meal now?
 Knice: Ronald McFondled
 SuedeOxford: [OBESITY INTESIFIES]
 Mr. Shine: *sudden strong conflicting emotional response*
 Sadbot: Senpai definitely noticed
Image 257234   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
627
 
 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action
 Darmstadtium: Here is a rare image of the googledillo in its natural environment
 DrinkMixMan: The goggles, they do everything!
 Skinr: safety.jpg
 SuedeOxford: The safest Boi
 Mr. Shine: Needs more safety!
 addend: Yes... /all/ the pinkeye.
 OldKentuckyShark: Twenty some pairs of safety glasses oughta do it
 fanny: plastic crustacean mode activated!
 Nope: Harder better safer stronger
 dobbiesdoogs: engage your safety squints
Image 257233   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
656
 
 Scoo: Nice abs
 chunk norris: I was just thinking earlier today, if you walk around outside wearing a FemSkin, is that indecent? Technically, you're fully covered
 itskando: @Yam why not both
 Knice: Spandex, more like MANdex amirite??
 SuedeOxford: MyI jimmies get quite rustled by modern fashion... What? She's better than me because she has 4 armholes?! As if.
 Mr. Shine: *sudden strong conflicting emotional response*
 Yam: This woman is so goddamned hot. I think its the hair? Not the penis pants.
 Ironass: Oddly arousing
 Nope: these rule
 dobbiesdoogs: and he's got big balls, and she's got big balls...
Image 257232   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
173
 
 Robespierre: Aye; 'tis true
 Skinr: "Good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now."
 Solemn: There's a ninja skeleton in there, too. Look closely.
 Mr. Shine: Yarrrr
 bug: Anyway, the point is, they're all dead now.
 Teechur: Someone should do a variation with Jaime Lannister. Perhaps Nearly Headless Nick?
Image 257231   07-13-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
679
 
 Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!
 Science: I have been... and always shall be... your friend.
 Dr Awkward: Tell my wife I love her!
 Mr. Shine: "Nooooo, come back!"
Image 257230   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
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