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273123  nathan: What's the horse piss joke about, by the way?

273095  Bluetocracy: Febreeze ain't gonna fix that.

273126  a sedated moose: Unlimited power!

273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

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272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (807 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (783 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (747 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
norgu5 uploaded 273084 (731 points)
flowers uploaded 272801 (723 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
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 5. E. HONDA: 2772 points
 6. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
 7. grimes: 2022 points
 8. skunkrocker: 1824 points
 9. grizzly: 1799 points
10. Snow Plow: 1732 points
11. Remp Wulgus: 1690 points
12. Never AFK: 1643 points
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14. Mexico: 1615 points
15. parrotsnest: 1611 points
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Score:
736
 
 Mr Bleak: I just wanted to be an actor ... how did it come to this?
 savvoy: realizes he's part of the problem
 addend: "/Last/ Saturday?! No wonder the costume was so cheap."
 JollyWell: @wolfpk Scrote?
 Robespierre: Squirrelier than most
 wolfpk: @Prostata *Scrat
 SuedeOxford: I'm ready to "bury my acorn"
 Prostata: mr squirrel is sad because he can't remember where he put his nuts
 Not A Bot: Wait, my mistake - I misinterpreted a leg as an arm. It's a good thing I didn't go into medicine
Image 257199   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
432
 
 addend: "Is there a hooman in /my/ head, too?"
Image 257198   07-13-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
355
 
 Spazstatic: Keanu Reeves?
 BavidDowie: @San DoDo One of his friends asked to borrow 30 pieces of silver.
 parrotsnest: There's a painting of him behind him
 San DoDo: He's saving.. up
 bug: They made him work on Christmas?
 Shay: Don't talk to him; he's still pissed his world record in Donkey Kong got rejected.
Image 257197   07-13-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
481
 
 Mr. Shine: "THIS IS THE BEST ROOM I'VE EVER BEEN IN!"
Image 257196   07-13-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
224
 
 KyleisBobDole: Soviet era funk music is pretty awesome. Give it a listen.
 Astanapan: Ayayay yeyeyey yeyeyey ohohohoho (comment improved by communist party).
 saluted: Get tae fuck moron
Image 257195   07-13-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
193
 
 isosceleswaffle: Babushka wishes to make sure her grandson stays warm while on duty.
 addend: (Snaps neck. Casually walks away.)
 stunt nuts: Russian hockey is really intense
 shipotle: Get tae fuck
 Mr. Shine: "Eet's a living. "
 grizzly: I hate when ppl say nothing good came out of the Soviet Union.
 savvoy: Spasibo, mama.
Image 257194   07-13-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
285
 
 Hyphae: Easter Puggny
Image 257193   07-13-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
190
 
 FabricMan: What if I get #257189?
 kshoxx: Deadpoo
 wolfpk: This is ironic given Deadpool 1. (Probably intentional)
 Yam: I just dont find Deadpool funny, at least not in the little snippets I see on the internet
 grizzly: This no my pee!
 Hyphae: ...wait, but I match the color that corresponds to "look down to compare your pee"- what do I do, now?
Image 257192   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
599
 
 Mr. Shine: It's cats all the way down.
 Robespierre: But ... will they blend?
Image 257191   07-13-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
241
 
 Not A Bot: But who watches the watch boy?
 Dr. Bathroom: because didn't
 savvoy: I never cared about 'celebrity news' even when I knew who the celebrities were.
Image 257190   07-13-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
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