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269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

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9. Air Biscuit
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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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Score:
579
 
 Side Boob: Weird Al movies are the best.
 Not A Bot: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
 Mr. Shine: @KingTrebek first you gotta find the marble in the oatmeal!!!
 KingTrebek: This image makes me wish I got to drink from the fire hose
 jochenau: Don't worry 'bout your laundry / Forget about your job / Just crank up the volume / And yank off the knob! / We got it all, we got it all / on UHF!
 Not A Bot: Missed a golden opportunity to use "bootyful"
 WTF: "This community means about as much to me as a festering ball of dog snot. You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this town? If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe, if you didn't drool all over yourself first. I can't stand those sniveling maggots. They make me want to puke. But, there is one good thing about broadcasting to a town full of mindless sheep. I always know I have them exactly where I want them."
Image 257068   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
655
 
 Robespierre: Pining for the fire escape
 addend: "We should buy a boat."
 Prostata: teddy pigger!
 sparenamelaptopdied: A coupla quid and tenpence
Image 257067   07-12-18   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
397
 
Image 257066   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
501
 
 Annoying Vegan : Top notch username-upload combo!
 Wooden Spoon: I got a secret, secret, formula. It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
 Scoo: @WannaBee Omelette du Fromage!
 McMuff: Omelette du fromage?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Young girl, they call him the Diamond Dex
 Not A Bot: and posting.
 Mr. Shine: "Eexxxxcellent! "
Image 257065   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
430
 
 tib gubb: accurate
 Teechur: @jochenau And then eat it again.
 Scoo: Classic Steven
 Mad Collager: That was satisfying! I'm so glad I'm learning to eat lighter.
 jochenau: Just like with dogs: everything is food, except when it's not, and then you can throw it up later.
 Mr. Shine: Stupid birb.
 Shay: Well, at least it's not Alka-Seltzer.
Image 257064   07-12-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
367
 
 Mr. Shine: The floor is lava!
Image 257063   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
603
 
 Side Boob: Two kids with Mark Zuckerberg
 Nope: @a robot Sorry they had to die...
 a robot: Ah, memories. All those times I said "kill all humans" I'd always whisper "except two". Joey and Dave were those two. And I never told them so!
 discodisco: There's just something unsettling about this picture. I think it's the robots eyes that are freaking me out.
 Nope: He can put his limbs back on but you cant so stay safe!
 Mr. Shine: Good old 01001000 01100101 01110010 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110100
Image 257062   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
197
 
 Side Boob: New model of the robot from #257062
 Dr. Bathroom: Stealing their data blind.
 KingTrebek: *spoiler alert* he goes on stage and moons them all
Image 257061   07-12-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
470
 
 Mr Mumble: @KingTrebek Well, just a pair of panties, then
 WetWilly: No, I'M levying a service charge on YOU
 Kaviri: Typical Braves fan.
 Mr. Shine: @KingTrebek i thought they also had to wear stripey shirts and lone ranger masks!
 KingTrebek: did you know that when someone robs a bank, it's illegal for them to put the money in a big that doesn't have a big dollar sign on it
 hajjpodge: Movies were the worst things to happen to guns. Coincidentally, guns were the worst thing to happen to people.
 Shay: how do i shot gun?
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the lie?
Image 257060   07-12-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
625
 
 Mr. Shine: Make sure he knows this is different from the hot dog trick!
 hajjpodge: What a cheep trick.
 Yam: Pickin up chicks is his favourite
Image 257059   07-12-18   Uploaded by    peeper
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