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268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

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3. Not A Bot
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9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268578 Shay: Knife party!

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 3. Zaxxoff: 2670 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
406
 
 Mr. Shine: "I found a LOT of sticks!"
 dangerkeith3000: I'd trust him with my life savings.
Image 257049   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
240
 
 Teechur: Hey! Two bucks! That's my life savings. Should have trusted the dog in #257049
 Mad Collager: The buck on the left has his good points.
 Mr. Shine: The bucks stop here?
 Shay: Where's the bang?
 NFLitGirl: Those are some big bucks
Image 257048   07-12-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
497
 
Image 257047   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
686
 
 a robot: She weighs five and a half floofs
Image 257046   07-12-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
330
 
 grace: @KingTrebek Or glass ones?
 KingTrebek: @Felicity Do Androids Dream of Electric Teats?
 Mr. Shine: Classic! Elementary school libraries were the best place for jokes like these.
 waffle iron: Boob K. Dick
Image 257045   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
145
 
 some guy : LED*
 Amy Housewine: DownLoadable Cat
 antipatterns: @Shay okay so I took this as pointing out how often DLC "improves" aspects of the game while missing what the players actually liked about the game in the first place. The TV is "better" but the cat is not pleased.
 Back Door Dan: So DLC here is short for downloadable content, but only because it happens to coincide with when TVs got slimmer?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay THANK YOU. NOW I UNDERSTAND THE 'JOKE'.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 antipatterns: that's an old cat.
 Shay: A better comparison for before/after DLC (downloadable content) would be wasting quarters to play an arcade game in 1981 to wasting money to play a certain character in a game.
 dangerkeith3000: And I still don't understand it.
 dangerkeith3000: I had to look up DLC to understand this.
 sundragon: DLC?
 tib gubb: thanks, obama
Image 257044   07-12-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
357
 
 Bill Rye: Hey hey hey!!
 Kaviri: I don't mind GMO's.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i fuckin love pesticides!!! really give my food some punch. also i post what i want.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't all food organic tho? The plant and animal and fungus based ones?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Or as our parents called it - "food"
Image 257043   07-12-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
215
 
 Dank Means: @grizzly lolol
 Knice: 'Thin Feel' is when she goes to hug you and you stop her half-way around so she never finds out your true circumference.
 Mr. Shine: Heyooooo
 tib gubb: i thought that line was clever, when i was 16
 grizzly: Well, that's just good customer service.
Image 257042   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
587
 
 Jason Steak: @Mr. Shine lol it's what every girl dreams of.
 Mr. Shine: @WannaBee well, it's workin'!
 firesoup: @kinggheedra they are 'crop circles' spun by a Japanese puffer fish to attract a mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: After sea-lettuce and sea-cucumber comes sea-blancmange..
 XLY: this is when the bass dropped
 Sage: @kinggheedra art made by fish in sand says google.
 SuedeOxford: Ur mom sat down on the opposite side of the planet.
 kinggheedra: what is this i don't feel like reverse image searching
Image 257041   07-12-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
391
 
 Side Boob: Borkf +1
 lecj07: Would listen to this mixtape.
 Alaskan: Baby did the superhero landing
Image 257040   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
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