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257684  bug: ...about to get terminated

257693  ITS TAPE: Tell Chloe she's very talented.

257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Knice
7. Whatever
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1878 points
12. burritos: 1787 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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Score:
213
 
 Shay: X-Men member Storm likes to screw around with North America every once and awhile.
 Mr. Shine: @trelyate it IS.
 grizzly: @grizzly I yell that at my television whenever this occurs. I don't care who might be around.
 grizzly: Weather dick!
 dangerkeith3000: Newfoundland is getting the money shot.
 trelyate: makes Florida look really inadequate
 bug: I guess that makes Baja the rectum. Makes sense.
 fanny: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN
 Whatever: And here we see Scott Pruitts policies hardening up across America before the inevitable flaccidity drops it
 Knice: Forecast calls for snow and skeet.
Image 256994   07-12-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
478
 
 Amy Housewine: The other army ran out of arrows.
 hajjpodge: GENTLE SIRS.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 Aw! I almost said Sir Camellot, but then I didn't. Now I wish I had, then you could have said what you were gonna say!
 necronomicon: Tracheotomy Man!
 tib gubb: sir blaze-a-lot
 sparename: Marlborarmoured
 Robespierre: Tansit needs a shave
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity That's what I was gonna say *hrrumph*
 VoR: OK boys if we can't get in then we'll have to smoke I'm out.
 Felicity: Sir Smokesalot
 Urn BooUrn: Robot Masters for Megaman 11 are looking pretty good.
 WTF: "Tis nothing but squamous cell carcinoma"
 Scoo: We get it, you - actually, we don't know what the fuck you do
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 256993   07-12-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
358
 
 tib gubb: not homosexual, that's just his name
 Robespierre: ... and your cashier yesterday was Butch, so what does that tell you?
 dangerkeith3000: I didn't know Winn Dixie's were still around.
 Uncle Phil: Man some companies are trying a little hard to get on the pride bandwagon.
 VoR: Nice circle.
 Whatever: I thought he was cheerful
 skillet: and FABULOUS!
Image 256992   07-12-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
444
 
 a robot: Congrats on the cat that will eventually move into your house
 Scoo: Go away cat! That's for the raccoons!
Image 256991   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
687
 
 Skinr: @skillet *Twat Pocket
 Peter Pantsless: Steamed hams!
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 Go ask your father.
 dangerkeith3000: What's she doing with her hand in there?
 VoR: Worse things to do in your spare time
 skillet: She's holding a Hot Pocket in her right hand.
 Teechur: @Knice *KABLOOM*
 sparename: Mmmmm, toasted buns..
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 256990   07-12-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
483
 
 Not A Bot: He just LOVES crystal meth. And candy.
 Felicity: Thats a big cat!
Image 256989   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
787
 
 Robespierre: It's Snootsville, daddio
 Scoo: B
 Scoo: O
 Scoo: O
 Scoo: P
 Urn BooUrn: .:Sniff Sniff:.
Image 256988   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
380
 
 VeeKay: CONFORM. CONSUME. OBEY.
 grizzly: Mmm. Veal.
Image 256987   07-12-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
597
 
 tib gubb: I've drank that before - did not disappoint
 VeeKay: Blue Viper
 WTF: aka Thunderbird
 Knice: GIVE
 Not A Bot: I like how you friend 'd***' but not 's***' or 'f***'. See, it's not hard.
Image 256986   07-12-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
370
 
 BavidDowie: @fanny I don't judge how you choose your girlfriend
 dangerkeith3000: hahhahaha you guys...
 Mr. Butt: @Knice You know what they say: Never draw a gift horse from the anus.
 Teechur: @Knice @fanny Voters?
 Knice: @fanny @Mr. Butt?
 fanny: who draws the horse ass first?
Image 256985   07-12-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
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