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272918  Mr. Butt: @Sadbot It's always a fucking "handyman," never a trained professional.

272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

272920  Peter Pantsless: I've got like ten trillion of them on the clipboard

272918  Sadbot: I had a landlord that almost killed me by hiring the dumbest possible handyman to work on the water heater. He left the gas line open and ignited a basement ceiling's worth of natural gas when he tried to restart the pilot light, I'm probably alive because the back door was open.

272913  dobbiesdoogs: please do not handle bear cubs, only puppers

272920  Knice: I feel kinda dumb for making ours the hard way.

272919  SuedeOxford: What kind of raccoon is this

272892  SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272910  Not A Bot: Attack its weak point for massive damage

272913  elmosco: Taking your girlfriend shopping, eh?

272891  tib gubb: chicken, why aren't you fish?

272906  tib gubb: no chickens allowed

272911  tib gubb: so i guess i'll just have a little nap on the floor until i sober up

272916  tib gubb: more proof that googly eyes cannot not improve anything

272796  some guy : I want to play Runescape in IE for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and...

272907  Air Biscuit: "Pay attention to me!"

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272892 SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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10. Snow Plow: 1696 points
11. confession: 1643 points
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 a robot: Congrats on the cat that will eventually move into your house
 Scoo: Go away cat! That's for the raccoons!
Image 256991   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
741
 
 Skinr: @skillet *Twat Pocket
 Peter Pantsless: Steamed hams!
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 Go ask your father.
 dangerkeith3000: What's she doing with her hand in there?
 VoR: Worse things to do in your spare time
 skillet: She's holding a Hot Pocket in her right hand.
 Teechur: @Knice *KABLOOM*
 sparename: Mmmmm, toasted buns..
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 256990   07-12-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
509
 
 Not A Bot: He just LOVES crystal meth. And candy.
 Murm Gungus: Thats a big cat!
Image 256989   07-12-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
839
 
 Robespierre: It's Snootsville, daddio
 Scoo: B
 Scoo: O
 Scoo: O
 Scoo: P
 Urn BooUrn: .:Sniff Sniff:.
Image 256988   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
408
 
 augustus: CONFORM. CONSUME. OBEY.
 grizzly: Mmm. Veal.
Image 256987   07-12-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
597
 
 tib gubb: I've drank that before - did not disappoint
 badger: Blue Viper
 WTF: aka Thunderbird
 Knice: GIVE
 Not A Bot: I like how you friend 'd***' but not 's***' or 'f***'. See, it's not hard.
Image 256986   07-12-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
370
 
 BavidDowie: @fanny I don't judge how you choose your girlfriend
 dangerkeith3000: hahhahaha you guys...
 Mr. Butt: @Knice You know what they say: Never draw a gift horse from the anus.
 Teechur: @Knice @fanny Voters?
 Knice: @fanny @Mr. Butt?
 fanny: who draws the horse ass first?
Image 256985   07-12-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
270
 
 tib gubb: carbs are back in, apparently
 Science: Thanos skipped leg day
 JollyWell: Hot. Reckless. Totally insane.
 addend: # They see me Brolin #
Image 256984   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
487
 
 BavidDowie: Hrrrreeeeee!
 Mr. Shine: K-killll meeeeee. . . . .
 peeper: Shit they must have been shifting some
 Mad Collager: So, they're going to mint a two-buck quoin then?
 Scoo: AND THE PEOPLE
 sparename: Inelastic collision
Image 256983   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
348
 
 Skinr: safety.jpg
 NFLitGirl: WE DIE LIKE MEN!
 Teechur: @TurkeyVulture I think "third" is in the rearview mirror by now with this one.
 TurkeyVulture: Safety Third!
Image 256982   07-12-18   Uploaded by    alborland
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