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258718  DogsRGreat: But the real question is, who wore it better?

258679  Dick Inspector: Your suppository is on its way

258706  Solemn: That cat looks like it wants to be anywhere but getting slammed into a catloaf.

258707  Solemn: Delicious!

258709  Solemn: @flying sheep If memory serves, Apple wanted to cram its shiny new 'wireless charging' function down peoples' throats around the time they had the iPhone 8. So they didn't package a charger with it, directing buyers to spend an additional $60 on a small plug-in tablet that you could place the phone on to charge.

258711  HandBanana: I Spent years building up an immunity to anger

258710  HandBanana: I spent years building up an immunity to anger

258714  HandBanana: HELLO GEORGIE!!! DO YOU WANT A BALLOON??????

258715  HandBanana: Thats why theyre moms!

258704  dangerkeith3000: @ChubbyBuddy Nude? She's totally covered with those wind-chime thingamajiggers!

258688  charlemagne: if you're having gay, at least have it large

258705  dangerkeith3000: His favorite song is "Brick House". Kinda taking it too seriously...

258706  dangerkeith3000: Dogs want human attention.

258704  charlemagne: @ChubbyBuddy same as former first lady of france carla brunai, or future queen of england duchess katherine

258707  dangerkeith3000: That guy must be famous to have his own cookie.

258708  dangerkeith3000: @Laree That's why from now on I always get the orange cup.

258717  sue: Is she a Blue Heeler / Australian Cattle Dog? She's beautiful.

258704  Chest Rockwell: Is she qualified to fly a 727?

258708  Laree: This family reunion party is weird.

258676  ChubbyBuddy: dave has a family to support, dipshit

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258568 VoR: Super glue

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish



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Score:
479
 
 Knice: #256968
 Side Boob: When kittens attack!
 Annoying Vegan : She definitely went to the right house. :)
 Yam: Tricksters!
Image 256973   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
137
 
 Robespierre: @Ihminen Worst drivers/parkers out my way drive Rams, Dodges, or Hyundais. BTW, this is what the mouth of the 2019 RAV-4 is going to look like - saw them being summer tested out south of Death Valley over the weekend.
 Teechur: Amateur. He should have pulled forward another 8 feet.
 Shay: Must be compensating for something...
 dangerkeith3000: Asshole.
 Ihminen: hey it's not everyday you see a tacoma instead of a ram in a dipshit parking picture
Image 256972   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
570
 
 Sadbot: @Hyphae me too, but no need for condolences, I've taken my shitposting to a whole new level; dirtbag leftist Twitter
 Hyphae: @Robespierre ever since you whipped up that mescaline, I take it...
 Robespierre: @Hyphae (I'm lost in the depths of the Mojave these days)
 Robespierre: @Hyphae Northern Wisconsin, on the shores of Chequamegon Bay - but this was in the early- to mid-70s, when Sweinenkugel's was strictly a local beer. Rumour was that it wasn't sold south of US 6; I believe that was an exaggeration, but not by much. Hell, we couldn't even buy Walters ("The Beer That Is Beer") or Bub's ("Makes It Fun To Be Thirsty") up there. Leine's, Pabst (REAL Pabst, not today's hipster piss), Grain Belt (ditto), Hamm's, and Schlitz Dark (that's right ... and it was damn good, too) ruled up there in those days.
 Hyphae: @Robespierre Leininkugel's!? You in Michigan or Ohio or something?
 Robespierre: @Hyphae @Felicity These might make for good Mad Libs
 Robespierre: @Hyphae I'm positive that I have it in a notebook in a box out in the garage - probably an ancient Leinikugel's returnables case ... dig we must.
 Hyphae: @Felicity I kind of like your first interpretation- turns it into a fun little story, where we get to fill in the blanks that are in between the pictures
 Hyphae: @Robespierre recipe, please
 Robespierre: @Hyphae HAW! At Northland, my o-chem prof Milt Lorber had us synthesize mescaline! Oh, those wacky '70s...
 Felicity: Oh, I get it now. These are three different conversations, all of which sound heartless out of context. For some reason I thought saying "I hate how they made it so that you can't kill pregnant women" was the answer to "Do you know any way to force two teens to have a baby?" and it was confusing me
 Sandor: @Hyphae peeing
 Hyphae: @Hyphae in O-chem lab in college, I synthesized camphor
 Hyphae: Why did Sadbot's comment get deleted? How are aggronauts to navigate this world of multiple repeated uploads? Will Google reverse imagine search turn all content here into a meta-game? A metaphor? A gopher? A GoPro? And what's a dickfor?
 Hyphae: @Sadbot I'm... My... Condolences? I'm confused
 Sadbot: @Hyphae yeah, but according to Google I made that exact comment on #175753...that is now not there on the live site
 Hyphae: @Fullhouse I wish I could plus you more than once after carefully considering that username/comment combo
 Fullhouse: "I like to lure my neighbors into my basement with dance parties, trap them down there, and play music so they can't sleep. I call it my Fungeon"
Image 256971   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
472
 
 Robespierre: Sing a song o'sixpence, an armpit full o'cat...
 sparename: The ostrich has already gone and the kitty refuses to pay
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the 12 inch pianist?
 Greifer: then the Barkeeper turns to the Man... and what can i give you lil fella?!
 some guy : "...He asks the bartender for a beer and a bowl of milk..."
 WTF: "So a guy walks into a bar and he's holding a tiny kitten..."
Image 256970   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
634
 
 Side Boob: @UltraBeverly Dystopian fun and learning :P
 UltraBeverly: @Side Boob I'm pretty sure there's fun and learning in that metal briefcase!
 Shay: Ah oh!
 sparename: Nuclear, Biological and Chemmytubbies
 Side Boob: @UltraBeverly Any future with Teletubbies is dystopian.
 UltraBeverly: Maybe the future is less dystopian than we thought (or more?!).
Image 256969   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
645
 
 Knice: @a robot She had a conviction to her cause that I had to respect. :-)
 BavidDowie: I know where it's warm and safe, hooman. Back off.
 a robot: @Knice I love how determined mama cat is here :3
 Knice: Return flight: #256973
 Side Boob: Bring them to my place!
 Knice: As mentioned on #256771 :-)
Image 256968   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
143
 
 zoso: dying @claphands!!!
Image 256967   07-12-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
504
 
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan Bitey.
 Annoying Vegan : What kind of dog is this?
 Urn BooUrn: I'll dance on your grave, human. 200 years from now.
Image 256966   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
660
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 VeeKay: The kitten did it!
 Robespierre: Voyeuristic tendencis
 Bohab: @WTF I just wanted to let you know I heard that in Kelsey Grammar's voice
 WTF: "I say, that tenor has a most delightful voice."
Image 256965   07-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
717
 
 Shay: Something something reactor...
 Urn BooUrn: Day 11, @140bpm Still thinks I'm a dog
 Robespierre: Fast & Furryous
Image 256964   07-12-18   Uploaded by    lavender
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