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257684  bug: ...about to get terminated

257693  ITS TAPE: Tell Chloe she's very talented.

257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1878 points
12. burritos: 1787 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
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 Sadbot: @Hyphae me too, but no need for condolences, I've taken my shitposting to a whole new level; dirtbag leftist Twitter
 Hyphae: @Robespierre ever since you whipped up that mescaline, I take it...
 Robespierre: @Hyphae (I'm lost in the depths of the Mojave these days)
 Robespierre: @Hyphae Northern Wisconsin, on the shores of Chequamegon Bay - but this was in the early- to mid-70s, when Sweinenkugel's was strictly a local beer. Rumour was that it wasn't sold south of US 6; I believe that was an exaggeration, but not by much. Hell, we couldn't even buy Walters ("The Beer That Is Beer") or Bub's ("Makes It Fun To Be Thirsty") up there. Leine's, Pabst (REAL Pabst, not today's hipster piss), Grain Belt (ditto), Hamm's, and Schlitz Dark (that's right ... and it was damn good, too) ruled up there in those days.
 Hyphae: @Robespierre Leininkugel's!? You in Michigan or Ohio or something?
 Robespierre: @Hyphae @Felicity These might make for good Mad Libs
 Robespierre: @Hyphae I'm positive that I have it in a notebook in a box out in the garage - probably an ancient Leinikugel's returnables case ... dig we must.
 Hyphae: @Felicity I kind of like your first interpretation- turns it into a fun little story, where we get to fill in the blanks that are in between the pictures
 Hyphae: @Robespierre recipe, please
 Robespierre: @Hyphae HAW! At Northland, my o-chem prof Milt Lorber had us synthesize mescaline! Oh, those wacky '70s...
 Felicity: Oh, I get it now. These are three different conversations, all of which sound heartless out of context. For some reason I thought saying "I hate how they made it so that you can't kill pregnant women" was the answer to "Do you know any way to force two teens to have a baby?" and it was confusing me
 Sandor: @Hyphae peeing
 Hyphae: @Hyphae in O-chem lab in college, I synthesized camphor
 Hyphae: Why did Sadbot's comment get deleted? How are aggronauts to navigate this world of multiple repeated uploads? Will Google reverse imagine search turn all content here into a meta-game? A metaphor? A gopher? A GoPro? And what's a dickfor?
 Hyphae: @Sadbot I'm... My... Condolences? I'm confused
 Sadbot: @Hyphae yeah, but according to Google I made that exact comment on #175753...that is now not there on the live site
 Hyphae: @Fullhouse I wish I could plus you more than once after carefully considering that username/comment combo
 Fullhouse: "I like to lure my neighbors into my basement with dance parties, trap them down there, and play music so they can't sleep. I call it my Fungeon"
Image 256971   07-12-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
444
 
 Robespierre: Sing a song o'sixpence, an armpit full o'cat...
 sparename: The ostrich has already gone and the kitty refuses to pay
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the 12 inch pianist?
 Greifer: then the Barkeeper turns to the Man... and what can i give you lil fella?!
 some guy : "...He asks the bartender for a beer and a bowl of milk..."
 WTF: "So a guy walks into a bar and he's holding a tiny kitten..."
Image 256970   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
608
 
 Side Boob: @UltraBeverly Dystopian fun and learning :P
 UltraBeverly: @Side Boob I'm pretty sure there's fun and learning in that metal briefcase!
 Shay: Ah oh!
 sparename: Nuclear, Biological and Chemmytubbies
 Side Boob: @UltraBeverly Any future with Teletubbies is dystopian.
 UltraBeverly: Maybe the future is less dystopian than we thought (or more?!).
Image 256969   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
623
 
 Knice: @a robot She had a conviction to her cause that I had to respect. :-)
 BavidDowie: I know where it's warm and safe, hooman. Back off.
 a robot: @Knice I love how determined mama cat is here :3
 Knice: Return flight: #256973
 Side Boob: Bring them to my place!
 Knice: As mentioned on #256771 :-)
Image 256968   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
143
 
 zoso: dying @claphands!!!
Image 256967   07-12-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
483
 
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan Bitey.
 Annoying Vegan : What kind of dog is this?
 Urn BooUrn: I'll dance on your grave, human. 200 years from now.
Image 256966   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
639
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 VeeKay: The kitten did it!
 Robespierre: Voyeuristic tendencis
 Bohab: @WTF I just wanted to let you know I heard that in Kelsey Grammar's voice
 WTF: "I say, that tenor has a most delightful voice."
Image 256965   07-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
697
 
 Shay: Something something reactor...
 Urn BooUrn: Day 11, @140bpm Still thinks I'm a dog
 Robespierre: Fast & Furryous
Image 256964   07-12-18   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
749
 
 Joseph: We're going to have to burn down that continent.
 petepuma: YOUR HEAD ASPLODE
 lecj07: The spiders are becoming threatening.
 Korrok: Probably...
 Science: Pretty sure this is the cover of an 80's Spiderman where the tag is "Spidey Dies!" but really doesn't
 Scoo: That's the most metal thing I've seen all day
Image 256963   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
377
 
 Scoo: @UltraBeverly Not as Sandra Lee as it could be; there's no handle of vodka/tequila sitting next to it
 UltraBeverly: Very Sandra Lee: When you love your family the minimal amount.
 Scoo: When the flame burns down to the box, kaboom!
 ignatz: @Supermansbrother Aww, how did you know it was my birthday!
Image 256962   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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