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267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

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267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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Score:
451
 
 BavidDowie: Hummus and wasabi
 Rocky XLVII: And my uncle Gadget
 dangerkeith3000: and a nice chianti
 Darmstadtium: @tib gubb As long as you don't mix them
 Scoo: Sounds like something my daughter would say
 Mad Collager: @Teechur I just prefer chicks.
 Teechur: @Prostata I like garbanzos, but I prefer chickpeas.
 DrNinjaman: Those are her cats.
 Prostata: sushi yes. but garbanzo beans?! really?!
 tib gubb: those are both good things
Image 256953   07-12-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
398
 
 Staida: Alyssa what them kids doin? (Go watch the SNL skit for the Echo Silver)
 BavidDowie: Clearly trespassing as were not Native Americans.
 Passive: Yeah but WHERE'S the racism? *huffs paint*
 stunt nuts: Free wedding dress! Awesome!
 dangerkeith3000: "Indianhead Circle" DOUBLE RACIST
 dangerkeith3000: THAT'S RACIST
 Teechur: Oh YEAH! THAT'S where I left my car! That was quite a party....
 sparename: I'm sure she was just misunderstood when she said that they were "having a race"...
 tib gubb: being a cop would really test one's faith in humanity
 Prostata: that's bad and everything... but I really want to know wtf is up with the abandoned wedding dress too
 a robot: The caller is auditioning to be the next #256948 :(
 bag o bones: "Hello, 911? I'd like to report a suspicious old lady creeping on kids through her front window. Could be a pedo or something."
 mom: It was a false alarm this time, but what if they had stopped in the circle and started scatting to bebop jazz?
Image 256952   07-12-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
259
 
 Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining
 E. HONDA: I gotta have a good meal
 trelyate: PSI Hate Mondays!
 Larp Belb: One episode of Lasagna Cat ends with a cover of Nobuo Uematsu's Final Fantasy music and a video game like clip of Garfield fighting a lasagna, and the thing that I find cutest about it is that due to the character name length limitations the enemy is called LASANA
 Robespierre: Life would be far simpler in an 8-bit world
 DrNinjaman: Played on a LASEGA?
 Ihminen: Garfielf you lazy cat
Image 256951   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
479
 
 Mr Bleak: Murder floof studying anatomy. Now I'm worried.
 Big Beagler: @snipdawg The concept art for that spiderweb
Image 256950   07-12-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
99
 
 BavidDowie: Gonna be awhile?
 VeeKay: Pounded in the butt by my own butt.
 nimbus: Almost finished adding the cracks to the road
 addend: "...and I'm his supervisor."
 Robespierre: Interstate highway of North Korea
 Side Boob: Technology of North Korea
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 256949   07-12-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
507
 
 iCEy: Who's Wake Up Suzie? I tried Googling it but I only get the song, even after adding the word "racist"
 Not A Bot: 'Cause you're so fat you fall through people's decks?
 WTF: @Mr. Shine They're poking fun at all the self-entitled, pea-brained, racist assholes who've recently been in the news for calling the cops or harassing minorities for wearing socks at a pool, having a lemonade stand, or just just being a minority around white people.
 Mr. Shine: Idgi
Image 256948   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
625
 
 Teechur: Too bad they don't like each other at all.
 Side Boob: Don't eat at this house
Image 256947   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
548
 
 Not A Bot: Someone needs to pull something up and someone else needs to pull something down.
 Teechur: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
 Spazstatic: Congrats on the new-- wait a minute...
Image 256946   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
580
 
 AlexDeLarge: Roses are red, sugar is sweet, he boot the perfect size for he goddamn feet.
 Robespierre: The reincarnation of Grandpa Jones (from Hee Haw)
 Mr. Shine: Makin' my way downtown . . . .
 tib gubb: struttin'
 Unstableton: Kadeem Hardison in dog form
Image 256945   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
373
 
 Mr Bleak: O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!
 Mad Collager: It's a base model Corolla, they can't help it.
 DrNinjaman: At least they admit it's their fault
 sparename: @Fiveninety I like playing with the ones that just cannot work out that the closer they get, the slower I go.
 Fiveninety: i downshift for tailgaters
 Not A Bot: Gotta look good for the working ladies.
 filthylaw: Rad unless this person cuts people off
Image 256944   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
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