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268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
507
 
 iCEy: Who's Wake Up Suzie? I tried Googling it but I only get the song, even after adding the word "racist"
 Not A Bot: 'Cause you're so fat you fall through people's decks?
 WTF: @Mr. Shine They're poking fun at all the self-entitled, pea-brained, racist assholes who've recently been in the news for calling the cops or harassing minorities for wearing socks at a pool, having a lemonade stand, or just just being a minority around white people.
 Mr. Shine: Idgi
Image 256948   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
625
 
 Teechur: Too bad they don't like each other at all.
 Side Boob: Don't eat at this house
Image 256947   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
548
 
 Not A Bot: Someone needs to pull something up and someone else needs to pull something down.
 Teechur: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
 Spazstatic: Congrats on the new-- wait a minute...
Image 256946   07-12-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
580
 
 AlexDeLarge: Roses are red, sugar is sweet, he boot the perfect size for he goddamn feet.
 Robespierre: The reincarnation of Grandpa Jones (from Hee Haw)
 Mr. Shine: Makin' my way downtown . . . .
 tib gubb: struttin'
 Unstableton: Kadeem Hardison in dog form
Image 256945   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
373
 
 Mr Bleak: O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!
 Mad Collager: It's a base model Corolla, they can't help it.
 DrNinjaman: At least they admit it's their fault
 sparename: @Fiveninety I like playing with the ones that just cannot work out that the closer they get, the slower I go.
 Fiveninety: i downshift for tailgaters
 Not A Bot: Gotta look good for the working ladies.
 filthylaw: Rad unless this person cuts people off
Image 256944   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
847
 
 McMuff: @Knice lolol
 Robespierre: Beam me sideways, Scotty - too much sun here
 Scoo: Corgi LaForge
 Knice: Geordi La Borkf
Image 256943   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
606
 
 Scoo: This just in: people grow older and get fatter!
 Amy Housewine: If you put him in a wind tunnel, he looks like Richard Nixon.
 Knice: Similar, maybe.
Image 256942   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
76
 
 wolfpk: Stupidity +1 million
 petepuma: makes it easier to attach the tracking bracelet later
 trelyate: hell of a place to hide your weed
 FranzTrashka: Look at frankenlegs over here
 DrNinjaman: Those bolts better be structural
 a robot: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 Side Boob: Can we have a "This is DUMB" button?
 Joseph: This seems like a bad idea
 ChubbyBuddy: @Knice i doubt that 'ankles' has been anyone's first piercing
 jochenau: That had to hurt, and the chance that something could have gone wrong, or gotten infected, and how long it must have taken to heal, and I'd be scared to put on my socks in the morning, and all of that for WHYYYYY
 Sadbot: This was reportedly a thing Viet Cong torturers did to POWs who tried to run away and were recaptured. This seems in poor taste on top of being repulsive
 redmonkey3: So much Owwwwch ! / So much Whyyy ?
 Knice: At least it can be concealed for a job interview.
Image 256941   07-12-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
211
 
 DrNinjaman: So many partners who died one day before retirement. :(
Image 256940   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
977
 
 Teechur: YAWP!
 Ironass: Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
 redmonkey3: Calling fellow feline overlords!
 robford: *insert MGM lion roar here*
Image 256939   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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