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257684  bug: ...about to get terminated

257693  ITS TAPE: Tell Chloe she's very talented.

257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
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7. Whatever
8. Amy Housewine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
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Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2879 points
 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1878 points
12. burritos: 1787 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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Score:
825
 
 McMuff: @Knice lolol
 Robespierre: Beam me sideways, Scotty - too much sun here
 Scoo: Corgi LaForge
 Knice: Geordi La Borkf
Image 256943   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
606
 
 Scoo: This just in: people grow older and get fatter!
 Amy Housewine: If you put him in a wind tunnel, he looks like Richard Nixon.
 Knice: Similar, maybe.
Image 256942   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
48
 
 wolfpk: Stupidity +1 million
 petepuma: makes it easier to attach the tracking bracelet later
 trelyate: hell of a place to hide your weed
 FranzTrashka: Look at frankenlegs over here
 DrNinjaman: Those bolts better be structural
 a robot: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 Side Boob: Can we have a "This is DUMB" button?
 Joseph: This seems like a bad idea
 ChubbyBuddy: @Knice i doubt that 'ankles' has been anyone's first piercing
 jochenau: That had to hurt, and the chance that something could have gone wrong, or gotten infected, and how long it must have taken to heal, and I'd be scared to put on my socks in the morning, and all of that for WHYYYYY
 Sadbot: This was reportedly a thing Viet Cong torturers did to POWs who tried to run away and were recaptured. This seems in poor taste on top of being repulsive
 redmonkey3: So much Owwwwch ! / So much Whyyy ?
 Knice: At least it can be concealed for a job interview.
Image 256941   07-12-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
211
 
 DrNinjaman: So many partners who died one day before retirement. :(
Image 256940   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
931
 
 Teechur: YAWP!
 Ironass: Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
 redmonkey3: Calling fellow feline overlords!
 WannaBee: *insert MGM lion roar here*
Image 256939   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
462
 
 BavidDowie: Solar... plexus....
 Dr. Bathroom: ... and that's why I'm wearing this stupid man suit.
 Felicity: Corky Romano
 Amy Housewine: With your incessant talking, you're becoming a pest.
 ChubbyBuddy: ryan mcpoyle + $ - bathrobe / milk = don jr
Image 256938   07-12-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
333
 
 Passive: "Oh Frank, you're so transparent. I can see right through you!"
 redmonkey3: "But you'll just change again"
Image 256937   07-12-18   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
818
 
 Amy Housewine: A very pretty kitty.
Image 256936   07-11-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
606
 
 Prostata: i'd go to the symphony more often...
 Scoo: Tacos al Pastorale
 Knice: I love the Shawarchestra.
Image 256935   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
580
 
 trelyate: I will take the big fuzzy banana
 Robespierre: Cat-cat bo-bat, bonana-fana fo-fat, mee-my-mo mat - cat
 Annoying Vegan : Fuzzy tum for scale
Image 256934   07-11-18   Uploaded by    a robot
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