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268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
847
 
 McMuff: @Knice lolol
 Robespierre: Beam me sideways, Scotty - too much sun here
 Scoo: Corgi LaForge
 Knice: Geordi La Borkf
Image 256943   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
606
 
 Scoo: This just in: people grow older and get fatter!
 Amy Housewine: If you put him in a wind tunnel, he looks like Richard Nixon.
 Knice: Similar, maybe.
Image 256942   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
76
 
 wolfpk: Stupidity +1 million
 petepuma: makes it easier to attach the tracking bracelet later
 trelyate: hell of a place to hide your weed
 FranzTrashka: Look at frankenlegs over here
 DrNinjaman: Those bolts better be structural
 a robot: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 Side Boob: Can we have a "This is DUMB" button?
 Joseph: This seems like a bad idea
 ChubbyBuddy: @Knice i doubt that 'ankles' has been anyone's first piercing
 jochenau: That had to hurt, and the chance that something could have gone wrong, or gotten infected, and how long it must have taken to heal, and I'd be scared to put on my socks in the morning, and all of that for WHYYYYY
 Sadbot: This was reportedly a thing Viet Cong torturers did to POWs who tried to run away and were recaptured. This seems in poor taste on top of being repulsive
 redmonkey3: So much Owwwwch ! / So much Whyyy ?
 Knice: At least it can be concealed for a job interview.
Image 256941   07-12-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
211
 
 DrNinjaman: So many partners who died one day before retirement. :(
Image 256940   07-12-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
977
 
 Teechur: YAWP!
 Ironass: Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
 redmonkey3: Calling fellow feline overlords!
 robford: *insert MGM lion roar here*
Image 256939   07-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
462
 
 BavidDowie: Solar... plexus....
 Dr. Bathroom: ... and that's why I'm wearing this stupid man suit.
 TaintJuice: Corky Romano
 Amy Housewine: With your incessant talking, you're becoming a pest.
 ChubbyBuddy: ryan mcpoyle + $ - bathrobe / milk = don jr
Image 256938   07-12-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
384
 
 Passive: "Oh Frank, you're so transparent. I can see right through you!"
 redmonkey3: "But you'll just change again"
Image 256937   07-12-18   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
864
 
 Amy Housewine: A very pretty kitty.
Image 256936   07-11-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
606
 
 Prostata: i'd go to the symphony more often...
 Scoo: Tacos al Pastorale
 Knice: I love the Shawarchestra.
Image 256935   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
629
 
 trelyate: I will take the big fuzzy banana
 Robespierre: Cat-cat bo-bat, bonana-fana fo-fat, mee-my-mo mat - cat
 Annoying Vegan : Fuzzy tum for scale
Image 256934   07-11-18   Uploaded by    a robot
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