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258718  DogsRGreat: But the real question is, who wore it better?

258679  Dick Inspector: Your suppository is on its way

258706  Solemn: That cat looks like it wants to be anywhere but getting slammed into a catloaf.

258707  Solemn: Delicious!

258709  Solemn: @flying sheep If memory serves, Apple wanted to cram its shiny new 'wireless charging' function down peoples' throats around the time they had the iPhone 8. So they didn't package a charger with it, directing buyers to spend an additional $60 on a small plug-in tablet that you could place the phone on to charge.

258711  HandBanana: I Spent years building up an immunity to anger

258710  HandBanana: I spent years building up an immunity to anger

258714  HandBanana: HELLO GEORGIE!!! DO YOU WANT A BALLOON??????

258715  HandBanana: Thats why theyre moms!

258704  dangerkeith3000: @ChubbyBuddy Nude? She's totally covered with those wind-chime thingamajiggers!

258688  charlemagne: if you're having gay, at least have it large

258705  dangerkeith3000: His favorite song is "Brick House". Kinda taking it too seriously...

258706  dangerkeith3000: Dogs want human attention.

258704  charlemagne: @ChubbyBuddy same as former first lady of france carla brunai, or future queen of england duchess katherine

258707  dangerkeith3000: That guy must be famous to have his own cookie.

258708  dangerkeith3000: @Laree That's why from now on I always get the orange cup.

258717  sue: Is she a Blue Heeler / Australian Cattle Dog? She's beautiful.

258704  Chest Rockwell: Is she qualified to fly a 727?

258708  Laree: This family reunion party is weird.

258676  ChubbyBuddy: dave has a family to support, dipshit

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258568 VoR: Super glue

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery



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Score:
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 Passive: Not again
 raditzu: signed - Martin.
 Mad Collager: Sigh. Yet another complaint from Marble Head.
 VeeKay: @Sadbot Prequel! See Emily Play.
 Sadbot: Pink Floyd's much maligned The Wall sequel
 Musician: Don't want it back now
 tib gubb: classic emily
 Korrok: Probably.
Image 256926   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
137
 
 Robespierre: This Patagonia is weird
 WannaBee: What is this? A mountain for ants?
Image 256925   07-11-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
618
 
 DrNinjaman: Pining for the fjords
 Side Boob: Bird is depressed. Not everyone has heard.
 tib gubb: don't let its charming looks fool you
Image 256924   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
605
 
 Whatever: Such is the state of healthcare in Trumps summer detention camps for illegal immigrant children
 TurkeyVulture: Uh, @Not A Bot , your algorithm is starting to worry me.
 Not A Bot: I'd go, probability of cute girls is high.
 Scoo: "I do know a good burn specialist - zing!"
 NoRagrets: Awwwwwe
Image 256923   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
596
 
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Sorry, it's been a bad two weeks, following a bad year and a half.
 Side Boob: Me starting to reply to the people that politicize every photo posted here.
 Ihminen: that and also like on this site where i start typing a comment and then just go "nah that's not really that funny... sounded better in my head"
 Scoo:
 wolfpk: Been there don...
 Spazstatic: This is just like
 WannaBee: He really looks like Rory from Doctor Who.
 Nope: Hello meme man I haven't seen you in a while
Image 256922   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
466
 
 Amy Housewine: NEVER
 Whatever: Odds are theyre watching cat videos on their cell phone while sitting on the crapper
 Musician: Yeah, stop "pooping"
 Yam: Maaan, how long you been poopin?
 Knice: That username, tho
Image 256921   07-11-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
225
 
 Felicity: Polka Time!
 Hyphae: @namaste it was built on an oil field, I guess
Image 256920   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
640
 
 Hyphae: Looks like that loyalty program did the trick, or you've just got a great vet
Image 256919   07-11-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
553
 
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Image 256918   07-11-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
110
 
 Darmstadtium: ... if you have monies
 tib gubb: cat drugs
 Minnesotan: same
Image 256917   07-11-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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