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268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

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267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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Score:
927
 
 Science: Gets a double RAD for not using either of the two worst Jokers.
 Vault Dweller: No reason to get excited / The thief he kindly spoke / There are many here among us / Who feel that life is but a joke
 Mr. Shine: *awesome guitar solo*
 Nope: Which one is the cylon?
 Mr. Whiskers: Said the joker to catwoman
 WTF: Not enough Orange wedges.
 Ironass: I can't get no relief.
 Minnesotan: there's too much confusion
Image 256903   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
627
 
 Not A Bot: policeintelligence.jpg
 bug: Stuck in pokeball error.
 Mr. Shine: Its my birthday!
 apoxia: "Hello world"
 Hyphae: There must be some kind of way out of here
Image 256902   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
484
 
 superfudge: @Felicity "I'll be right down!" Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, crunch
 pleasing: I don't think these could support me
 Scoo: This is The Sims, right?
 White Rice: A couple of thoughts on these stairs. 1) while they look really wonky/uneven, it looks like the steps are only angled on the horizontal, there isn't (and shouldn't) any up/down variation on the steps. 2) with how they're in the wall, it looks like they can either slide into the wall, or slide fully out, giving a clearer pathway where they once were. 3) for as absurd as they look, the spacing between each step looks to be consistent, so once someone knows how to surmount one step, they've already mastered the whole staircase.
 bug: Well, guess I'm sleeping in the kitchen again.
 apoxia: These wouldn't pass compliance in New Zealand.
 Ironass: Come down the hallway into that cheese slicer and you come out in Five Easy Pieces.
 wolfpk: The stairs would look normal if you are druck!
 Hyphae: @FranzTrashka I'm having difficulty thinking of things that aren't fun to try on acid (other than working in a butcher shop, deboning a chicken is really hard when you start seeing fractal knives in your hand)
 Fiveninety: "wow those are neat stairs but i can never go up them" .. "yes you can" .. "so you're ok with being sued, then? because that's what's gonna happen"
 FranzTrashka: I'd like to try walking up those steps on acid tho
 E. HONDA: or coming around the corner in the dark for that matter
Image 256901   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
130
 
 Mr. Shine: Are those FunYuns?!
 Hyphae: ...the twist is that the bunny placed a trail of coffee spills that lead to under the car, and the front of the car is held up by an impossibly tiny stick that has a string tied to it, and the bunny is standing there with the other end of the string in hand looking at the camera with a knowing, idle gaze, and then- well, I don't want to ruin the rest of it for you, just watch
 FabricMan: Officer Fudd
 Yam: This is my dream job.
Image 256900   07-11-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
430
 
 georgerino: @apoxia I don't know. Maybe a tornado would work instead.
 apoxia: I reckon you could have a cloud in there as well.
 apoxia: Lovely
Image 256899   07-11-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, they are mostly flour, which comes from wheat, which is a vegetable. And a salad is a bunch of vegetables together (if you ignore tomato being a fruit) so yes, cookies are salads, and one of your five a day, just like fries!
 Wort Mumpus: "Change my mind"
 Prostata: Bacon is a vegetable
 BavidDowie: War is Peace. Obesity is health. I love Big Brother.
 Hyphae: Better than Arby's "Trash is food" campaign
Image 256898   07-11-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
808
 
 Greifer: mothafukka
 Spazstatic: Oh crap, it is midnight isn't it?...
 BavidDowie: Cheep shot
Image 256897   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
218
 
 Robespierre: Underscore is for losers
 Science: It's just friends bein' friends, coach...
 kensin: Kerning
 mrdiron: so the password is just (with space, just as it should be) friends?
 E. HONDA: justified friends... with as much space between them as necessary
 FabricMan: They allow spaces in passwords?
 Hyphae: Friends "with space"? Friends IN space sounds way better!
Image 256896   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Image 256895 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sunset blues. You have brought shame on us, sunset blues.
Score:
601
 
Image 256894   07-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
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