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257684  bug: ...about to get terminated

257693  ITS TAPE: Tell Chloe she's very talented.

257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


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 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1878 points
12. burritos: 1787 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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Score:
456
 
 Felicity: @Felicity "I'll be right down!" Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, crunch
 Felicity: I don't think these could support me
 Scoo: This is The Sims, right?
 White Rice: A couple of thoughts on these stairs. 1) while they look really wonky/uneven, it looks like the steps are only angled on the horizontal, there isn't (and shouldn't) any up/down variation on the steps. 2) with how they're in the wall, it looks like they can either slide into the wall, or slide fully out, giving a clearer pathway where they once were. 3) for as absurd as they look, the spacing between each step looks to be consistent, so once someone knows how to surmount one step, they've already mastered the whole staircase.
 bug: Well, guess I'm sleeping in the kitchen again.
 apoxia: These wouldn't pass compliance in New Zealand.
 Ironass: Come down the hallway into that cheese slicer and you come out in Five Easy Pieces.
 wolfpk: The stairs would look normal if you are druck!
 Hyphae: @FranzTrashka I'm having difficulty thinking of things that aren't fun to try on acid (other than working in a butcher shop, deboning a chicken is really hard when you start seeing fractal knives in your hand)
 Fiveninety: "wow those are neat stairs but i can never go up them" .. "yes you can" .. "so you're ok with being sued, then? because that's what's gonna happen"
 FranzTrashka: I'd like to try walking up those steps on acid tho
 E. HONDA: or coming around the corner in the dark for that matter
Image 256901   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
130
 
 Mr. Shine: Are those FunYuns?!
 Hyphae: ...the twist is that the bunny placed a trail of coffee spills that lead to under the car, and the front of the car is held up by an impossibly tiny stick that has a string tied to it, and the bunny is standing there with the other end of the string in hand looking at the camera with a knowing, idle gaze, and then- well, I don't want to ruin the rest of it for you, just watch
 FabricMan: Officer Fudd
 Yam: This is my dream job.
Image 256900   07-11-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
430
 
 WannaBee: @apoxia I don't know. Maybe a tornado would work instead.
 apoxia: I reckon you could have a cloud in there as well.
 apoxia: Lovely
Image 256899   07-11-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
214
 
 Felicity: "Change my mind"
 Prostata: Bacon is a vegetable
 BavidDowie: War is Peace. Obesity is health. I love Big Brother.
 Hyphae: Better than Arby's "Trash is food" campaign
Image 256898   07-11-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
808
 
 Greifer: mothafukka
 Spazstatic: Oh crap, it is midnight isn't it?...
 BavidDowie: Cheep shot
Image 256897   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
199
 
 Robespierre: Underscore is for losers
 Science: It's just friends bein' friends, coach...
 Felicity: Kerning
 mrdiron: so the password is just (with space, just as it should be) friends?
 E. HONDA: justified friends... with as much space between them as necessary
 FabricMan: They allow spaces in passwords?
 Hyphae: Friends "with space"? Friends IN space sounds way better!
Image 256896   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Image 256895 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sunset blues. Boo, sunset blues.
Score:
582
 
Image 256894   07-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
563
 
 Hyphae: Chicks are double yay
Image 256893   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
599
 
 Robespierre: Take my money, Henri! TAKE IT!
 Scoo: Shut up and take my money!
 apoxia: @Mr. Shine Thank dog you said it was fake.
 Mr. Shine: If this weren't fake, you mean.
 Shay: Yesterday's hope in innovation is today's weirdo item is tomorrow's compost heap.
Image 256892   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
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