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268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

268107  Zaxxoff: None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME

268108  Dr Awkward: Merlin? More like Burl-in, amirite?

268108  ThoughtlessGentleman: i lay thus monkeyed curse pon your pristine lady region for so uhhh nobody ever uhhhhh begone trollop!!!

268105  ThoughtlessGentleman: really tasteful way to commemorate losing a testicle. place it directly on your mantle as a conversation starter.

268082  a robot: Look at that happy tail blur

268099  Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure those guys have been crisis their whole lives.

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1. dangerkeith3000
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3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. Dr Awkward
8. Felicity
9. wolfpk
10. Spazstatic



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267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
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 6. toad: 2416 points
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 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
12. bbbrandon: 1554 points
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Score:
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 Robespierre: No playdates for you two
 GTA VII: Terrible movie, but good job on the costumes!
 Mr. Shine: You guys must have "teh kewlest" parents.
 a robot: "We have no idea who we're dressed as!"
Image 256882   07-11-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
772
 
 Not A Bot: I told you not to feed it after midnight
 Mr. Shine: 100% focus! Also, I love this cat.
 a robot: Curiouser and curiouser
Image 256881   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
617
 
 Bill Rye: he's not a drag queen he's a sweet transvestite alien from transylvania
 twitter: My friend tells me Ursula was based on Divine
 a robot: @KingTrebek Lol
 KingTrebek: @a robot people were hoping this would go through so that Bobby Hill could be in the new kingdom hearts
 Mr. Shine: Tim Curry still cool, though, either way.
 a robot: And if it does happen and this becomes accurate, it's still wrong because I think you mean THE queen
 a robot: It doesn't seem like this is accurate....Disney announced its intention to buy 20th Century Fox last year but it seems that it hasn't actually happened yet.
Image 256880   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
246
 
 BavidDowie: same
 Hyphae: Yes, but why do you never have any alibi in stock?
 KingTrebek: Quite delicious if you ever get the chance to try one
 Mr. Shine: Good price, though, I guess?
 BoiledEggs: and I would have gotten away with it, too
 sparename: Fell out of the ugli tree and hit all the branches on the way down, I suppose
 a robot: No stealing my dancing name
Image 256879   07-11-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
138
 
 Uncle Phil: how to stort a five?
 Fiveninety: @Fiveninety i wonder if i can get whooshier than that.. perhaps with more benadryl
 Mr. Shine: Wakka, wakka!! *horn honks"
 Not A Bot: One of the suppressed photos from the Mars rover.
 Fiveninety: you got paper there.. maybe there's a magnifying glass somewhere? only works in the day, but it works
 Robespierre: WikiBiteMe
Image 256878   07-11-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
528
 
 Mr. Shine: Look at those fuzzy ears!!
 Otterman: Get out of your car, get into my heart
Image 256877   07-11-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
424
 
 Mr. Shine: It's gonna be OK, Lil buddy.
Image 256876   07-11-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
510
 
 Mr. Shine: "I was building a fort!"
Image 256875   07-11-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
240
 
 Mr. Shine: Pssht. Not even a contest. Bob Ross is the boss!
 Shay: Can't name one Rick Ross song, but I can sure as hell know my Bob Ross pretty trees and paintings when I see them.
Image 256874   07-11-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
337
 
 Mr. Shine: Fleek!
Image 256873   07-11-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
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