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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?



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Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)


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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
487
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 256871   07-11-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
575
 
 Robespierre: "... and now for my next number..."
Image 256870   07-11-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: @apoxia Yeah, I've done that. I wondered why it was getting darker as I got closer to work...
 Austin: I get this. it's actually really scary. your own room is unfamiliar, don't know who you are, comes back slowly
 GTA VII: I woke up at 6 AM on a day I was supposed to call my friend later in the day, thought it was 6 PM, called him, woke up his parents, and he never spoke to me again
 apoxia: I knew someone who fell asleep after work, woke up around 7pm, thought it was the next day, and proceeded to drive all the way to work until he realised his error.
 Mr. Shine: I get this, along with a corresponding headache.
 a robot: Waking up to pizza is pretty good though
 San DoDo: 19:00, no dilemma.. not sure about the other ones
 Spazstatic: Same.
 Shay: Amnesia Nap
Image 256869   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
464
 
 Unstableton: @Shay That's how we get the expression "the police ran my plates"
 BavidDowie: Yeah, the original 13 aren't doing so hot these days.
 E. HONDA: 33% of these colors don't run
 Shay: I think the license plate is also running.
 Scoo: They sure fade in the harsh light of day, though
 San DoDo: SO...are you surrendering?
 raditzu: i thought white men can't jump, not run
Image 256868   07-11-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
288
 
 Mr. Shine: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
 Robespierre: Adam Savage supplies
 VoR: You have a lot of meds.
Image 256867   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
674
 
 TurkeyVulture: Ebony and ivory together in perfect harmony
 Minnesotan: ebony & ivory
Image 256866   07-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
833
 
 Mr. Shine: Did the doll HAVE to be naked?!
 VoR: @Shay of pringles... because that's easier
 Shay: OK, that's enough Internet for one day...*closes lid*
Image 256865   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
93
 
 Robespierre: On the Bob Hind Overnight Speed Tour you'll fly-by-night and sleep all day at the Hot Chokolotl Springs. Sundays were invented there, making it the vacationer's paradise.
 AlexDeLarge: chocolate! I remember when they first invented chocolate.
 Mexico: CHOCOLATE!youtube.com/…
 VoR: Chocdee!
Image 256864   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
447
 
 Shay: You forgot to change "Re: Welcome to the Class of 2022!" Nice effort though kid.
 Yam: Classic Da Zhong Wang
 grizzly: This might actually work.
 PenguinBartender: *sad smile*
Image 256863   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
190
 
 petepuma: @well duh foolproof.
 Niels Bohr: @ThoughtlessGentleman @grizzly Once, I was at a party, and I wanted to go to the host's bathroom to rinse my hair. In my head I knew that's what I was going there for, but all I actually said was, "May I use your bathroom?" and when he jokingly said "No" I said "OK, I'll use the kitchen sink" and started walking towards the kitchen. Everyone shouted at me to stop, except for one person who knew me and guessed correctly that this was a hairrelated thing
 Unstableton: The Love Toilet
 Robespierre: Laurel & Hardy twa-lettes
 Otterman: This is hell
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly YESSSS!!!! i enjoy a good sink piss.
 well duh: The buddy system.
 grizzly: I'm pissing in the sink.
 dangerkeith3000: Now you can hold hands and poo at the same time.
Image 256862   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
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