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273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

273109  DrNinjaman: I'm usually thinking about murder in that situation, so yeah, it checks out.

273123  Prostata: OHHH.... YEAH...

273112  Air Biscuit: @WTF then do it. Maybe like the theories suggest theyre too smart to visit us, and maybe like us some of them break the rules because its fun.

273124  Prostata: some kind of rump. not sure what

273080  DrNinjaman: @Prostata This is clearly a picture of simulating a CFD bonfire in order to generate the heat they need to keep warm.

273045  Passive: @FabricMan oh god I heard it in Don Adams voice lol

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 kazzy94: Haven't we all done this?

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.



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Score:
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 Robespierre: "... and now for my next number..."
Image 256870   07-11-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: @apoxia Yeah, I've done that. I wondered why it was getting darker as I got closer to work...
 Austin: I get this. it's actually really scary. your own room is unfamiliar, don't know who you are, comes back slowly
 GTA VII: I woke up at 6 AM on a day I was supposed to call my friend later in the day, thought it was 6 PM, called him, woke up his parents, and he never spoke to me again
 apoxia: I knew someone who fell asleep after work, woke up around 7pm, thought it was the next day, and proceeded to drive all the way to work until he realised his error.
 Mr. Shine: I get this, along with a corresponding headache.
 a robot: Waking up to pizza is pretty good though
 San DoDo: 19:00, no dilemma.. not sure about the other ones
 Spazstatic: Same.
 Shay: Amnesia Nap
Image 256869   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
464
 
 Unstableton: @Shay That's how we get the expression "the police ran my plates"
 BavidDowie: Yeah, the original 13 aren't doing so hot these days.
 E. HONDA: 33% of these colors don't run
 Shay: I think the license plate is also running.
 Scoo: They sure fade in the harsh light of day, though
 San DoDo: SO...are you surrendering?
 raditzu: i thought white men can't jump, not run
Image 256868   07-11-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
288
 
 Mr. Shine: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
 Robespierre: Adam Savage supplies
 VoR: You have a lot of meds.
Image 256867   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
674
 
 TurkeyVulture: Ebony and ivory together in perfect harmony
 Minnesotan: ebony & ivory
Image 256866   07-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
833
 
 Mr. Shine: Did the doll HAVE to be naked?!
 VoR: @Shay of pringles... because that's easier
 Shay: OK, that's enough Internet for one day...*closes lid*
Image 256865   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
93
 
 Robespierre: On the Bob Hind Overnight Speed Tour you'll fly-by-night and sleep all day at the Hot Chokolotl Springs. Sundays were invented there, making it the vacationer's paradise.
 AlexDeLarge: chocolate! I remember when they first invented chocolate.
 Mexico: CHOCOLATE!youtube.com/…
 VoR: Chocdee!
Image 256864   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
447
 
 Shay: You forgot to change "Re: Welcome to the Class of 2022!" Nice effort though kid.
 Yam: Classic Da Zhong Wang
 grizzly: This might actually work.
 PenguinBartender: *sad smile*
Image 256863   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
190
 
 petepuma: @well duh foolproof.
 Niels Bohr: @ThoughtlessGentleman @grizzly Once, I was at a party, and I wanted to go to the host's bathroom to rinse my hair. In my head I knew that's what I was going there for, but all I actually said was, "May I use your bathroom?" and when he jokingly said "No" I said "OK, I'll use the kitchen sink" and started walking towards the kitchen. Everyone shouted at me to stop, except for one person who knew me and guessed correctly that this was a hairrelated thing
 Unstableton: The Love Toilet
 Robespierre: Laurel & Hardy twa-lettes
 rory: This is hell
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly YESSSS!!!! i enjoy a good sink piss.
 well duh: The buddy system.
 grizzly: I'm pissing in the sink.
 dangerkeith3000: Now you can hold hands and poo at the same time.
Image 256862   07-11-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
397
 
 Shay: Is your girlfriend all hot and flustered? No wonder the fan is on.
 grizzly: Wazzzzzzuuuuppppp????!!!
Image 256861   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
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