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268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

268747  Teechur: Leave the normal ones in there, I guess.

268719  Teechur: Sorry, doggo. We'll find another one.

268726  Teechur: Go Fix Your Yugo, Fine Friend.

268729  Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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Score:
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 Robespierre: @SuedeOxford I was considering the Buttertubs to be their most formidable obstacle, but now that you mention it...
 SuedeOxford: @Robespierre They'll never make it through the Great Chellaston Gravy Moat.
 Dick Inspector: Nice gothic armor, but is this really the message we want to be sending to the middle east?
 Side Boob: @Robespierre @Greifer I was rooting for England v France. At least the Croatian president is pretty :P
 Robespierre: @Greifer Okay ... one Croatian Crusade, comin' up
 Greifer: @Side Boob @Robespierre fun fact... they lost
 Otterman: Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
 Scoo: Timely!
 Shay: Certainly won't be the World Cup final this year.
 Robespierre: @Side Boob They'd need to get past Brussels first, and the atmosphere there is totally toxic right now
 Side Boob: @Robespierre More like Moscow if England loses
 Robespierre: Preparing to invade Derbyshire?
Image 256852   07-11-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
815
 
 mammal883: someday the wassermelone vil be meine
Image 256851   07-11-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
270
 
 Derp Herpigan: @a robot It's called Slender, you should play it at night in a dark room with your door unlocked.
 a robot: I don't know what that bottom image is from but it reminds me of the Facility level from Goldeneye....so who wants to come over and play some motherfucking Goldeneye with me??
Image 256850   07-11-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
598
 
 Side Boob: Being noticed by him. *just kitty things*
Image 256849   07-11-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
618
 
 Scoo: Fun fact: "humectant" is the opposite of "desiccant"
 Robespierre: Link Bros in Minong used to have it all when I was in college up that way - groceries, cars, forest fashions. But since then they've allied themselves with a sasquatched and backed themselves into being a one-trick jerky pony.
 trelyate: don't give the tide pod generation ideas.
 Shay: Wanna protect yourself from Sasquatch? Throw him a pack of these.
 Amy Housewine: Meat snacks, if you will.
 dangerkeith3000: The moisture packs are my favorite part!
Image 256848   07-11-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
450
 
 Ironass: The Handwoofer's Tale
 Not A Bot: Brutal honesty.
 charlemagne: we danced the mamushka while nero fiddled, we danced the mamushka at waterloo, we danced the mamushka for jack the ripper. and now, this mamushka is for you
Image 256847   07-11-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
585
 
 E. HONDA: virtual cereality
 trelyate: virtual reality has come a long way
 Amy Housewine: The moustache is actually attached to the glasses/nose arrangement.
Image 256846   07-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
762
 
 Robespierre: @Science She's the rough-and-tumble sort, so anything's possible
 Science: @Robespierre: Not at all. Just asking for Jane's digits.
 Robespierre: @Science You're implying that you are not?
 Science: @Robespierre: Your cousin Jane is into being choked by older women?
 UnknownSample: Bitch better have my money.
 Scoo: FINISH HIM!
 skillet: Alpha AF
 wolfpk: FIGHT!
 Robespierre: Looks like my cousin, Jane. Looks like something my cousin Jane would do, too.
 PenguinBartender: *"who's." Damnit.
 PenguinBartender: "No, no, I'm fucking serious! WHOSE a trash-eating wing-rat? SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!"
 Amy Housewine: BWAARK
 Minnesotan: you came to the wrong neighborhood
Image 256845   07-11-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Image 256844 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hungy Dingus. Boo, Hungy Dingus.
Score:
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 Not A Bot: rollover rover
 dangerkeith3000: magnificent beast
Image 256843   07-11-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
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