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269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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Score:
329
 
 Passive: Death by electrocution
 Mad Collager: This sign installed by someone from one of our local road crews.
 Side Boob: HEY KOOL AID!
 TurkeyVulture: Slide full.
 PenguinBartender: @Yam *thunk* *thunk* *thunk-thunk-thunk*
 Yam: *thunk*
 Scoo: NOW you tell me!
Image 256814   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
131
 
 Science: Yep, because this was never uttered before Scary Movie.
 dangerkeith3000: *awake
Image 256813   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
292
 
 Off Topic: Unless you're in Europe and all she wants to do is stare at you silently.
 dangerkeith3000: She's stone cold.
 SuedeOxford: Baps oot
 Scoo: Classic Antiquity
Image 256812   07-11-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
666
 
 TurkeyVulture: My cat killed a rattlesnake last night in the toddler's play area. He's still an asshole cat, but he got a whole can of expired salmon to himself.
Image 256811   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
251
 
 Passive: Skittlepox epidemic
 dangerkeith3000: I've heard of edible underwear, but this is ridic...actually a good idea.
Image 256810   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
747
 
 Magic Bullets: "It's the maximum possible amount of time before more church!"
 dangerkeith3000: FUN FACT: Mass is short for 'my ass' because Jesus rode in on a donkey and the donkey had a huge ass.
 AlexDeLarge: Not sure if he's waving or flipping them off
 Annoying Vegan : My favorite part of mass is when other people attend, while I snuggle my dog and husband in bed on Sunday mornings instead.
 franktank: Yes, it's all, "Peace be with you" inside, but ya better watch yer ass in the parking lot after Mass. They don't stop for nobody!
 mickeyd: I had i nightmare recently i was tricked into going to church.
 Capital: hey that's mine too!
Image 256809   07-11-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
598
 
 dangerkeith3000: The dog I had growing up looked like Chewbacca.
Image 256808   07-11-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
374
 
 Science: @wolfpk: Let's hope it was just a joke. Red Solo cup does seem to lend a certain level of non-sobriety to the image.
 2Berries: @wolfpk no questions, red solo cup provides all the answers
 dangerkeith3000: She's not even Anglican!
 BavidDowie: This isn't creepy at all...leave the Archbishop alone!
 wolfpk: Ok, this is just sad! I think mental health might be in question here.
Image 256807   07-11-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
510
 
 kazzy94: My mom's dog think he is "Jesus Christ Louis!"
 dangerkeith3000: Stopthat is my stripper name.
 Scoo: My cat probably thinks his name is 'Dammit'
Image 256806   07-11-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
841
 
 Spazstatic: Lol-fers
 ironmaiden: They could totally be villains in a Keith Giffen comic
 Robespierre: Manic mocassins
 KyleisBobDole: I like how the shading on the slippers matches the shirts.
Image 256805   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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