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257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

257643  Mr. Shine: Phteven

257646  Mr. Shine: I SAID, we're LEAVING!

257647  Mr. Shine: @White Rice Why would you say something so controversial, and yet so brave?

257656  VeeKay: Boss level team work.

257666  VeeKay: 'I would like to speak to the manager' in training.

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257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.



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11. Sharkface: 1884 points
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 ThoughtlessGentleman: @dangerkeith3000 is that where shetland hookers come from?!
 Felicity: Ed Wood 2018
 dangerkeith3000: @ThoughtlessGentleman maybe he puts the hookers in the dryer too.
 Side Boob: The revolver is in the drawer.
 Mr Bleak: And it probably looks better on you than it did on her ... but I wouldn't tell her that.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @dangerkeith3000 if he dont launder then he got more time to court hookers.
 dangerkeith3000: @ThoughtlessGentleman And now he never has to do laundry ever again!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: theres your first mistake. doing laundry. fuck that be like "i dont launder shit!! i got beers to drink!"
 PenguinBartender: I...would not shame this obvious Bond villain.
 Greifer: it seems to be yours now
 Butcherboy: Well youre rocking it with style
Image 256797   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
599
 
 Robespierre: Gripping tension
Image 256796   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
444
 
 Passive: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya
 dangerkeith3000: Bad to the Bone.
 Ihminen: Watch yourself out there. that biker gang is pretty damn notorious
Image 256795   07-11-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
343
 
 BavidDowie: @VeeKay Just have to eat ALL of it, if it's all you have. Hopefully it's just a supplement to your diet. Or a delicacy/treat.
 Spazstatic: Ostrich is pretty good too. And why isn't deer on this?
 Prostata: @VeeKay you get that from any very very lean meat. Need fat and other stuff too. Have a salad and some cheese with it.
 VeeKay: @BavidDowie @Prostata Funny thing is that there isn't a whole lot of nutritional value in rabbit. Aye, there is a thing called 'rabbit starvation'.
 AdaMan: I had some horse for the first time 2-3 months ago. Not great but not terrible.
 BavidDowie: Rabbits should be right of horses and fully in the food category. The population is healthier with well-regulated harvesting anyway...cuz they breed like, you know
 ThoughtlessGentleman: subjugate or subjugate then eat?
 Prostata: rabbits are damned tasty. I don't recommend carnivore meats. But then again most dogs eat a lot of grains nowadays.
 Uncle Phil: I had some horse jerky. It was pretty good, as far as jerky goes.
Image 256794   07-11-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
653
 
 raditzu: Lesbians eat what?!
 Felicity: 83
 Robespierre: All Hail HypnoCat
Image 256793   07-11-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
484
 
 Felicity: I picture the cat slowly easing up over the horizon of the table
 Mr Bleak: Don't do it kitty! It'll be 1/4 inch of nasty batter, 1/64th inch of mechanically recovered meat, and 1/4 inch of nasty soggy batter. Eat the Hooman instead.
 dangerkeith3000: @BavidDowie So you're a gay fish?
 BavidDowie: Yeah, I like fish sticks. Why?
 wolfpk: -1 in 3 2 1
Image 256792   07-11-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
791
 
 Felicity: Leg day not needed for hugging
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot That's pretty rad.
 Not A Bot: A friend of mine once cut off a Ronald McDonald statue's head and made a bong out of it. Just sayin...
Image 256791   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
755
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: i kinda wanna pop that in my mouth and see what happens
 hapi papi: Confuses predators by camouflaging as a teeny, tiny chicken
Image 256790   07-11-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
621
 
Image 256789   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
498
 
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