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64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267893  wootman: @DrNinjaman This made me vote rad

267976  Sadbot: @Felicity Cutbu is kind of it's own thing, more like alt-weekly underground comix than manga. Usually there are more butts and farts than this one.

267949  Felicity: It looks a little like the Vlox News aliens from This Modern World

268018  FabricMan: We can't! It's too far out of range!

268018  Yam: Next up, Tucker Carlson blames it on liberals and people of colour.

268020  Yam: Cat in boots

268016  ignatz: I like to believe there's a cesspit under there..

268002  tib gubb: tee hee, looks like an avocado

267951  Felicity: This confirms my theory, Germans Love Commodore Computers

268018  tib gubb: yeah like i need more bad news

268019  ignatz: That's how they get ya..

268019  tib gubb: it's not wrong

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. Side Boob
7. a robot
8. tib gubb
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 4326 points
 3. fanny: 4060 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3031 points
 5. Gomi Day: 2887 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 1998 points
 8. Nope: 1914 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1902 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
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 ColdHotCool: I picture the cat slowly easing up over the horizon of the table
 Mr Bleak: Don't do it kitty! It'll be 1/4 inch of nasty batter, 1/64th inch of mechanically recovered meat, and 1/4 inch of nasty soggy batter. Eat the Hooman instead.
 dangerkeith3000: @BavidDowie So you're a gay fish?
 BavidDowie: Yeah, I like fish sticks. Why?
 wolfpk: -1 in 3 2 1
Image 256792   07-11-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
791
 
 Janston: Leg day not needed for hugging
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot That's pretty rad.
 Not A Bot: A friend of mine once cut off a Ronald McDonald statue's head and made a bong out of it. Just sayin...
Image 256791   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
755
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: i kinda wanna pop that in my mouth and see what happens
 hapi papi: Confuses predators by camouflaging as a teeny, tiny chicken
Image 256790   07-11-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
646
 
Image 256789   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
498
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 256788   07-11-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Image 256787 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kimjongun. You have brought shame on us, kimjongun.
Score:
436
 
 dangerkeith3000: That dog would eat us if given the chance.
 Not A Bot: looks like a shit free to play game
 wolfpk: Horsey!
 Teechur: @some guy I have a pair of knees, too, but one of them is not so good.
 some guy : @younglink pyrenees
Image 256786   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
674
 
 tib gubb: nice beautiful people shot
Image 256785   07-11-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
149
 
 dangerkeith3000: Bad for having me think about Trump
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't do that to the foo fighters logo. They have enough problems.
Image 256784   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
430
 
 confession: slowly realising "...in the OTHER MAN'S RECTUM!"
 dangerkeith3000: Usually banks have pens for you to use.
 E. HONDA: why do these kinds of stories always have people reacting "without missing a beat"
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to leave the thermometer in for longer than the time to take the temperature. And what did she think the temperature was, "BIC"? Did she think it was 81 degrees Celsius? Was she concerned that the patient had the internal temperature of a water heater? Who hired you?
 wolfpk: By the looks of your purse, I would say the thermometer was in the right place.
 Teechur: On the plus side, a rectal thermometer would make an ideal pencil for writing a shitty parking note.
Image 256783   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
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