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257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

257643  Mr. Shine: Phteven

257646  Mr. Shine: I SAID, we're LEAVING!

257647  Mr. Shine: @White Rice Why would you say something so controversial, and yet so brave?

257656  VeeKay: Boss level team work.

257666  VeeKay: 'I would like to speak to the manager' in training.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
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7. Whatever
8. Amy Housewine
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10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.



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AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2787 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1884 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1744 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
591
 
 Spazstatic: Oh Mr. Pickles!
 Felicity: What happens when you go widdershins
 Side Boob: I think he got the summoning circle wrong...
 Amy Housewine: @wolfpk GODDOGGOD
 wolfpk: @Amy Housewine Or can they!?
 Amy Housewine: Pigeons attempted to summon an evil God, but pigeons cannot spell.
 wolfpk: Dogo is about to do a summoning.
 WannaBee: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.
 Whatever: Werent pigeon cultists summoning satanic doggies generally considered a bad thing prior to the Trump administration?
 dangerkeith3000: It is time for the sacrifice.
 some guy : Beauty of North Korea
Image 256764   07-10-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
197
 
 dangerkeith3000: REAL Klingons do not use subtitles, Worf!
 Whatever: No Spanish subtitles?
Image 256763   07-10-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
442
 
 Robespierre: Bastard
 Otterman: Hey, I didn't know that Steven Seagal has a cat.
 tib gubb: i want to stalk and kill birds, you foul monkey
 Whatever: We shall never know the fate of Guido McTrump and the Presidential Cat, save that two went out for a walk, and only one returned and he isnt talking
Image 256762   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
280
 
 some guy : You need to have some irreversible damage at this party I'm throwin' ...on the West Side!
Image 256761   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Minnesotan
Score:
564
 
 Robespierre: Blobfish evolution continues apace
 tib gubb: that's a large blep
 Scoo: M'LEM (in deep baritone)
 WannaBee: Would you say he's hungry, or HUNGRY hungry?
Image 256760   07-10-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
119
 
 metallica: @Knice you got me
 Whatever: But I wanted gazpacho you heathen!
 a robot: But I like soup
 Sadbot: @Sadbot pours soup where he pleases!
 Scoo: So, like A Clockwork Orange, but with more poopin' at the gas station?
 Knice: Sopa-Cola
Image 256759   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
284
 
 Felicity: JeanCluck van Damme
 savvoy: ...but he died nevertheless
 well duh: FRY-YAH!
 Yam: Hitmonlee
 Knice: Capon-eira
Image 256758   07-10-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
483
 
 tib gubb: doggo 3 headcrab
Image 256757   07-10-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
417
 
 Felicity: Yeah right, what would Bill Murray be doing on a golf course!
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers Hangin' out with Wayne Coyne will do that to a body
 tib gubb: bill fucking murray
 Not A Bot: "Look guys, it's ladybutts!"
 Shay: Bill Murray meets Mayhem (tm)
 Mr. Whiskers: Miley Cyrus looks terrible
 dobbiesdoogs: no one will believe you
Image 256756   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
124
 
 Felicity: At first I thought it was a minitrampoline, like they use for exercise
 White Rice: The alignment of the dice pips are off, but the opposite pairs match how the opposite sides of a die are (1/6, 2/5, 3/4, always makes 7) so I'll give them a C+, for the effort.
Image 256755   07-10-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
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