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268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267893  wootman: @DrNinjaman This made me vote rad

267976  Sadbot: @Felicity Cutbu is kind of it's own thing, more like alt-weekly underground comix than manga. Usually there are more butts and farts than this one.

267949  Felicity: It looks a little like the Vlox News aliens from This Modern World

268018  FabricMan: We can't! It's too far out of range!

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2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. Side Boob
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8. tib gubb
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
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 3. fanny: 4060 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 KickassHellyeah: Yeah right, what would Bill Murray be doing on a golf course!
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers Hangin' out with Wayne Coyne will do that to a body
 tib gubb: bill fucking murray
 Not A Bot: "Look guys, it's ladybutts!"
 Shay: Bill Murray meets Mayhem (tm)
 Mr. Whiskers: Miley Cyrus looks terrible
 dobbiesdoogs: no one will believe you
Image 256756   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
124
 
 Relp: At first I thought it was a minitrampoline, like they use for exercise
 White Rice: The alignment of the dice pips are off, but the opposite pairs match how the opposite sides of a die are (1/6, 2/5, 3/4, always makes 7) so I'll give them a C+, for the effort.
Image 256755   07-10-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
123
 
 Whatever: I would, but those giant pharmaceutical companies own all the politicians who make the laws
 Hyphae: In the town I'm from, the cops ARE the competition
Image 256754   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
382
 
 Whatever: Brilliant!
 pirate: I was planning on doing this, but then my grandma died the day after I was offered my new job so obviously I couldn't.
Image 256753   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Image 256752 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by magicmormon. Boo, magicmormon.
Score:
521
 
 Hyphae: @Colbo Mundus ...you asking the cat?
Image 256751   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
339
 
 Uncle Phil: @smusher green pepper, red pepper, yellow pepper, black pepper, white pepper, hot pepper, dried Chile pepper, Szechuan pepper, pickled pepper. All kinds of variety
 smusher: How much pepper do you go through?
 Annoying Vegan : Vodka
 fanny: No, no, no... it's a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, and a stick of butter
 DrNinjaman: Somebody forgot about those beans...
Image 256750   07-10-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
443
 
 Sauce Packets: @a robot I liked the "Rock Your Body" era
 Robespierre: Locking sexy up in a closet and throwing away the key
 addend: Boys II Ramen.
 Joseph: @a robot I must have missed that.
 a robot: JT sucked, then was ok, and now sucks again. The ok part was somewhere in between these two versions of him. I am talking musically here, I don't know if he sucks in his personal life
 DrNinjaman: Touched by his noodly appendage
 Suburbanmom: When you are so delicious, you fulfill your own self
Image 256749   07-10-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Image 256748 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mumbles. We'll pray for you, Mumbles.
Score:
656
 
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Its a beloved corgi classic!
 a robot: Haha this is amazing :D
 Mr. Shine: Row, row, row your pup!
 some guy : Beauty of North Corgia
Image 256747   07-10-18   Uploaded by    nathan
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