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257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

257643  Mr. Shine: Phteven

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Knice
7. Whatever
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9. Amy Housewine
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
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 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2787 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1884 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1744 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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 Mr. Shine: Ahem, lookit mah beans.
Image 256740   07-10-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
346
 
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Image 256739   07-10-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
217
 
 White Rice: @Shay that's why it's since 2012, and not from 2012. It's implied the poster was listening to the songs that year (generally suggesting that they were in high school at the time) when they found their musical preference. The songs themselves could be from much further back (in fact, I would insist with the given year)
 Shay: @White Rice Except 2012 was pretty dull.
 WTF: Again, mirl except 1989.
 White Rice: @Shay this particular meme focuses on how despite one's desire to grow & better oneself, we will always go back to that which is familiar & safe. This instance could have been prefaced with "Me: I love so much new music! Also me: (see image)". The image itself is kinda funny without the extra context, but it can work if the setup is good, and the appropriate labeling isn't too over the top (or goes completely past absurd back to feasible)
 Shay: I don't get it.
Image 256738   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
437
 
 DrNinjaman: Cradle to grave coverage!
 some guy : LOYFE
 BavidDowie: The ciiiircle of life
Image 256737   07-10-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
90
 
 Felicity: Attempted Arby's logo?
 Not A Bot: *fulfills low carb diet by subsisting on bacon, bacon grease, and eggs* *is shocked to have cholesterol levels of over 400*
 Shay: @BavidDowie Any seoiki,mfvsjososeif
 BavidDowie: Thanks, Amy
 Wooden Spoon: Mmm, grout with Ketchup. At least its healthier than Del Monte baby carrots.
 OldKentuckyShark: This frosting is weird
Image 256736   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Image 256735 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by l0dan. Your image was bad, l0dan.
Score:
167
 
 Felicity: All female? They say the average person has one breast and one testicle
 addend: Average... or mean?
 Greek Fire: @Whatever It's Goatse.
 Whatever: Obviously the one for Washington DC is too hideous to behold
 E. HONDA: 'ows the trouble & strife
 SuedeOxford: Still better than Alvaston. Same face, but perpetually stuffed with kebab.
 some guy : LOYFE
 Nope: Oi that's me ma!
 Mr. Shine: U wot?!
 Prostata: that looks more like Croydon
Image 256734   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
251
 
 Felicity: Chandler and Joey slowly turning into each other, like Genesis P. Orridge?
 WannaBee: Oh, my God!
 WTF: We're so pretty, yes so pretty...
 UnknownSample: I double dare you.
Image 256733   07-10-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
405
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Skinr: No, no - you've been cast in The Expendables, *not* The Incredibles!
 some guy : Bullet-Tooth Tony was his best role. It's only been downhill since then.
 Nope: ah fuck i thought this was Steven Miller as I was scrolling down
 Wooden Spoon: Team Fortress Heavy played by Jason Statham.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs I'd watch it.
 dobbiesdoogs: pixar's crank
 ignatz: Yup- just about captures his full emotional range..
Image 256732   07-10-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
524
 
 Annoying Vegan : This is perfection.
 Mr. Shine: Ciao, baby.
Image 256731   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
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