Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

257643  Mr. Shine: Phteven

257646  Mr. Shine: I SAID, we're LEAVING!

257647  Mr. Shine: @White Rice Why would you say something so controversial, and yet so brave?

257656  VeeKay: Boss level team work.

257666  VeeKay: 'I would like to speak to the manager' in training.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Knice
7. Whatever
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 257414 (1434 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14144 points
 2. Laree: 5924 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Shay: 2844 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2787 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1884 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1744 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Mr_-Shine.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 698
Registered users online in past hour: 2040

Average image score (last 24 hours): 334

Total number of comments: 1357703
Total number of images: 257656



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 128087
XP needed for green ranking: 41614
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
766
 
 Relp: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Mr. Shine
 DrNinjaman: Left side: Bill. Right side: William
 Mr. Shine: Love heals.
 Minnesotan: enfloofening successful
Image 256730   07-10-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
580
 
 Mr. Shine: All glory to the HypnoCat!
 Teechur: I think he's actually looking at the back of my head through the front of my head.
 Robespierre: Pusa's Blue Period
Image 256729   07-10-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
218
 
 Sadbot: That's sweet of her to pose with her gross dad-fans
 SuedeOxford: I've got double[standard] vision.
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha Adam Sandler, gross
 AlexDeLarge: Forgot there were actual people behind these movies; I honestly thought a computer somewhere was just churning them out.
 UnknownSample: So.uncomfortable.
 dobbiesdoogs: at least one of them is trying
Image 256728   07-10-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
254
 
 Felicity: I could see this being in Doom or a Bruce Campbell movie
 Bohab: *hydra...
 Bohab: Hydts
 raditzu: Shut up and take my money!
 SuedeOxford: Holland and Holland guns cost more than my house.
 Suburbanmom: I love to kill stuff deader!
 Mr. Shine: Chiappa Triple Threat, if I recall.
 White Rice: If we're going this route, give me 2 double-barreled revolvers with twin cylinders (a pair of 12-shooters, if you will)
 Mad Collager: Is this where the phrase, "Wanted Deader Alive" comes from?
Image 256727   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
323
 
 addend: * 0 #
 Robespierre: @ignatz God, I hope so
 ignatz: We'll all be just brains in jars soon..
Image 256726   07-10-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
916
 
 vape station: @Mr. Shine Roly loly!
 addend: "He'll be in that box all day. He rarely changes his spots."
 Mr. Shine: Thank God for the vents.
 Knice: I need someone to sign for this crate of murder.
Image 256725   07-10-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
453
 
 DrNinjaman: Any vegan who smokes is one ethical motherfucker.
 Shay: With gauges that big, someone ought to lock a Masterlock to his earlobe and throw away the key.
 Prostata: @Teechur seems about the same
 Mr. Shine: "I Make Sh!tty Life Choices. "
 Teechur: @Prostata Vogon poems...
 Prostata: "watch out motherfucker or I'm gonna read you poems..."
 Robespierre: "Taken as a whole, what do your tattoos say about you?" "Uh ... stuff."
 ignatz: So, no change really..
Image 256724   07-10-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
467
 
 Mr. Shine: I luv dis monkeh
 Not A Bot: Staged... cigarette is not lit, and phone isn't in glass of wine.
 ignatz: Is there a list of usernames anywhere?
Image 256723   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
537
 
 Mr. Shine: Pleasant dreams, fuzzy one.
Image 256722   07-10-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
511
 
 Mr. Shine: Naptime!
 Robespierre: Doin' the doggy hokey pokey
Image 256721   07-10-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Page 1 ... 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 ... 25765 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.